Taxi Driver Online

now , not sure f i have posted this before tbh (cant be assed to look ), best one i ever had in all my years

her : well off to work
me " what do you do ?
her "care home (or whatever)
me , you like it "
her " not really"
me " ah well, gotta graft to pay the bills"
her " what do you do"
me err....." the massive clue is in how you are getting to work"

where do you work Colney Hatch????????????????????//Bedlam/////////////?

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Me to punter 25 years ago.

My misses is delivering her mates triplets tonight.

Thick punter 'how many is she having?'.

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taking a couple to the cinema

me) what ya going to see?

him) Titanic

her) whats it about?

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My regular punter tonight

Where was you last night
On a hire from South Queensferry, to Camptown
Her, why was you up there

other night , lass fooking about in her handbag for cash & drops her make up all over the floor, compacts, eye pencil etc , gets out the car , light comes on , me , here love, this must be your lippy, her , you sure? , me ,well aye, its not fooking mine , her once again , you sure? cheeky cow but things like a good crack on with the punters make the night go faster

another one, when p/h, picked up a lass to go to the central station in Newcastle, she was meeting mates in Manchester & going to see the "rock horror picture show", ( never ever understood all the fuss about this mind, anyway , that's by the by ), the central station has all been re-vamped, we pulls up, she says , ffs never been here for a while , its all new, do you know where to go for the pre-paid tickets? i said, aye, you see them glass doors? she said aye, i said well, just go through them , then its a jump to the left, then a step to the right , she stood there for about 5 seconds then burst out laughing & just walked off

Passenger last night" How old is your girlfriend driver?"Me thinking quick as I'm single at the moment "She's fifty-six, actually." Passenger "Hahahaa!! She's old enough to be your mother!" Me "Yes, but she's not my mother, she's your mother." Silence

When you pick up in the morning and they ask 'do you work days?'.

No it's a f***ing ghost driving you.

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Just picked up a nurse to the hospital.

She asks me if Xmas day is always on a Sunday.

What f***ing chance have we got?

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Punter: Can I have a taxi please?
Me: Yes, where from?
Punter: Erm I don't know where I am.

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Grandad,

Do you do this full time or have you a proper job? Heard that a few times over the years

look like a PONSE DO YER MOST CABBYS DO AND ARE

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If theres a ponce here its obvious who it is.....you ya ponce

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HAPPY NEW YEAR CRETIN

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