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dentists

told me there was a 5% chance he couldn't get the tooth out and what happened half roots left in

told me there was a 5% chance of an infection and guess what that's why i have been in agony for a week

so in dentist speak 5 percent = almost certain which if I had known I would have opted to keep tooth and risk a recurrence of the abscess

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

The mess when the decorators are in.

And moving all the furniture.

Thank goodness Mrs Sussex is home on holiday to oversee it.

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IDFIMH

In other words she doesn't trust you to do it !!

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

Passengers who stare at you in the rear view mirror - every time you check behind they're there glaring right at you never looking anywhere else !

do you have a mirror metre ? I find that often gets stared at

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

We drove to Spain 2 years ago, the wife thought i was in love with her again cos i kept looking her way


no ya silly moo, your door mirror is my mirror when we are over here/there.................

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Mates going on holiday and having to cover their work.

I'm absolutely ***********.

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IDFIMH

yes because they never have to cover for you do they

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

parades why do councils have to have so many

gridlocked traffic everywhere so the mayor could parade from town hall to war memorial for about the 10th time this year

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

And "Bloomin" running races. Shut all the roads, cause chaos, Marathon, Half Marathon, 10K, 5k, midnight walks - it never ends.

What's wrong with running round the park a few times?

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related

Luckily we only have ONE of those and it is always on a Sunday (valentines 10K)

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

Thick back street tyre sellers.

Good mate of mine needed a new tyre for his misses yesterday.

No way he was going to pay Kwikfit prices so he phoned the only back street place open on a Sunday.

They had what he wanted so he set off to get it fitted to her car.

Gets to the garage and the fella comes over very apologetic and says he has been trying to contact him as he didn't in the end have the right tyre.

But the cherry on the cake was when he said to him that he had another one that was slightly bigger if he was interested.

I'm still laughing about that now.

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IDFIMH

You would be surprised at what is legal.
We had one of our cars go in for an MOT a few weeks back. The garage phoned me to say that there was a bulge in one of the tyres that had been fitted 3 weeks earlier by a different garage. The chap told me that 2 off the tyres were smaller than the other 2 so did I want him to just change the bulging one or both of them. I asked if they should all be the same size and he said that provided the smaller ones were on the same axle and I cant remember if they had to be on the front or rear then it was perfectly ok. I asked him to change them both.

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Grandad,

Ignorant and rude operators.

Remind me where the money they get paid comes from.

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IDFIMH

From the boss


When youve see some base ops in action im just shocked they get paid...


2 of ours would be outside having a fag, another would be on HER phone or texting and then theres the google feedback.....

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most