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operator says, oh im sorry you got a no show. they sounded alright on the phone.

operator meant, thank god that muppet checked out that dodgy job for me.

auriga to stupid curcuit owner, you will have no regrets spending all that money onb evocab.
auriga meant, tough luck sucker.

driver to old dear, of course i dont mind you only going round the corner.
driver meant, [edited by admin] lazy cow.

Person to Dusty on rank:" Are you waiting for someone?"

Dusty to person:"No, jump in!"

What Dusty really meant: "Of course I'm waiting for someone, that's why I'm sitting at the front of a row of taxis with my rooflight on, are you taking the [edited by admin]?"

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Punter to Smiffyz (sat outside her house) "are you for me?"
Smiffyz to punter "Yes luv"

What Smiffyz meant, "No you silly bitch, i always drive miles to park outside someones house and beep my horn for the fun of it!"

And make sure its at least 6am when you do so.

Gov to the world "we hate taxi quotas but think councils are best placed to decide".

What they meant "FFS let's shift the blame for this to stupid councillors".

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