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so you didn't go to Heathrow during lockdown to find 10000 people rammed into T2 waiting to meet passengers who were taking 4 hours to clear security and passenger locator etc.

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I went to Heathrow a number of times during lockdown and never saw a queue of anything.

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mind you when I did it was just before the start of Ramadan and there were an average of 10 meeters and greeters per passenger even though the signs said a limit of one

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Unbelievable.

Click on the video to see the numpty do his snakey deed.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/05/03/uber-eat ... -16580821/

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guy was peckish

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or was selling takeaways on the black bean market

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trotsky where were you the other night

thatcher statue egged already

A bronze statue of Margaret Thatcher has been lowered into place in her home town of Grantham.
The £300,000 statue was offered to South Kesteven District Council after plans to erect it in Parliament Square in London were rejected.
It has been placed on a 10ft (3m) high plinth under CCTV surveillance to minimise the risk of vandalism.
However, within two hours of it being put in place someone had thrown eggs at it.
Only one of the eggs hit the lower part of the statue, as the person throwing them was behind a temporary fence surrounding the memorial.


to be fair I think Trotsky would have thrown red paint

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But only because every spare Anti Tank weapon is in, or en-route to Ukraine.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related

How many staunch Labour voters, coal miners, steel and railway union men bought council houses with the Thatcher "Right to Buy"?

(and gas/bt shares)

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Not me, principles would not allow me to do it.

GP receptionist when i rang to get in to see a GP


"what symptoms do you have"?"

I wanted to say my dick had gone green after an alien encounter"

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but how many did?

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-61600554 so it turns out to be a university lecturer from Leicester no doubt he will say it was "performance art"

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Sainsburys accused of discriminating against "assistance cat"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-61603372

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Madness, where does it end FFS?

Think the airlines have to refuse 10s of 1000s of these kinds of requests every year.

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