Anyway, I only did 300 miles between the MoT above and the council inspection. Nothing obvious happened in the interim, and obviously I was hoping it would sail through. (Or if it didn't, it would be an issue with the meter, etc).
Er, no
Fife Council taxi inspector wrote:
1. N/S/R tyre cut to cord
2. O/S/R tyre cut to cord
PLATES REMOVED
It was late morning by this point, but they said that if I could get it sorted before the depot closed later that day (they start early and finish early - think it's maybe 3pm

) then they could get the plate back on that day.
So I visited a couple of tyre depots garages in Cupar, but no guarantee that they could get the tyres that day - they're 205s, which is apparently quite an unusual size.
One of them was good enough to phone a rival depot a few miles away, and they had them in stock, and could fit them that day
On arrival I was in more or less immediately, and they just used trolley jacks to jack the rear up. After a few minutes they came back to confirm that it was both the
rear tyres, because they couldn't see anything amiss with them
I checked the failure document the council had given me (as per quote above), so they replaced both rear tyres. I think three different tyre professionals there looked at them (it was a specialist tyre depot, and not a general garage), and couldn't see anything apart from a couple of minor glitches.
Anyway, I was back to the council depot within a couple of hours after leaving it, and after hanging round almost an hour with a few of the other drivers who were waiting, the council inspector came out to check the car, which was just sitting near the front door of the building going into the reception area.
He literally spent less than a minute looking at the car - basically checking that they were brand new tyres
(A lot more effort, in fact putting the plate back on, which are stuck on with very sticky - and difficult to remove - stickers.)
Then:
Fife Council: "That'll be a £100 retest fee."
Me: "American Express?"
Fife Council: "That'll do nicely, sir!"
(I don't really have Amex, surprise, surprise. Older readers will no doubt remember the old TV advert and catchphrase...)
I took the tyres away, and have shown them to several different people since then, who think it's all a big joke. Including one person previously involved in doing the Fife Council taxi tests, who basically said that if they were on his own car he'd put the tyres back on
Anyway, that was all on 11 March, and until late yesterday afternoon I'd not heard another peep from the council about it officially.
(Of course, I saw the press report on the Courier's website about how our heads needing 'knocking together' etc, but I'd guess most of those who'll have to appear before the councillors in a couple of weeks have been totally unaware of it all until yesterday

)
But these are the tyres in the photo below, taken indoors with flash a few hours ago. I've not zoomed in enough to make the glitches seem worse than they look (and considering that any inspection undertaken would have been while they were on the car), but the photo should be detailed enough to show them. The second photo linked to below is a bit higher-res.
I'm not even entirely sure if these are the failure items - they're certainly the most obvious glitches, but I'm not sure if the pen marks highlighting them were applied by the council inspector, or by the guys at the tyre depot where I got them replaced
Of course, the big caveat is that I'd done 326 miles between the MoT and the council inspection. But what are the chances of picking up these rare 'cuts to the cord' on two different tyres in around 300 miles? Anyone else ever had a problem with 'cuts to the cord'?
(Like the oil leaks stuff, these seem to be a thing peculiar to the East Zone taxi tests - at least one other owner-driver failed on a cut to the cord at around the same time as me, and he'd just had his car tested by a local garage immediately before the council test.)
https://i.imgur.com/rk1YC78.jpeg