Sussex wrote:
Speech by transport minister Karen Buck to the National Taxi Association concerning best practice, disabilities, training and 'flexible taxis'.
Delivered: 25 October 2005.
Introduction
It's a pleasure to be here today. Thank you for inviting me.
It might not surprise you to learn that I've found taxi drivers are never short of an opinion - especially when they find out what it is I do!
It was George Burns who said that it was a great shame so many great comedians... politicians...and potential world leaders find themselves driving a taxi.
Burns also said, "Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up". I think he must have been thinking of plate premiums when he said that. Quote:
But joking aside, I think taxi drivers are to some extent, the unsung heroes of the transport world.
I just wonder how many Real cab drivers she was actually preaching to? I suspect at least half the room was filled with Fast Tan salesmen, pseudo journalists, magazine editors and multiple plate holders who were hanging on to every comforting word that came out of her mouth.
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People are quick to forget you play a very vital role. And that's borne out by the number of people using taxi services.
One wonders how fast tan salesmen, pseudo journalists, magazine Editors and multiple plate holders play a leading roll servicing the public? Can anyone answer that question for me? Perhaps she didn't know her audience?
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The British public spent around £3 billion on taxis and public hire vehicles in 2003, for some 650 million journeys.
That’s an average of 4.61 per job.
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And those figures don't take into account business customers and foreign visitors.
Well don't keep us in suspense, how many business customer and foreign visitors do we carry?
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But while it's an enormous market, taxis are essentially a local service.
Hmm didn't anyone advise Mrs Buck that she's not supposed to mention "enormous markets" at National Taxi association conferences? The NTA and the T&G have always told us it’s a dwindling market and there is not enough work to go around? Especially in restricted areas. I bet she got a stony silence when she mentioned enormous market on the other hand perhaps the congregation she was preaching to was three sheets to the wind by then?
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This is why the licensing powers rest with local authorities. Very simply, they're best placed to understand local needs.
Lol I bet this offering eased the congregations troubled minds.
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And for this reason we rejected the Office of Fair Trading's recommendation to repeal local authority control on taxi numbers.
I like the way she says we? She wasn't even a party to what transpired in 2004 and she probably won't be a party to what transpires in 2006. However, It was at this point the whole congregation stood up and looked her straight in the eyes and started singing in unison,
"have I told you lately that I love you". Needless to say when she looked around the room at the ageing audience she probably thought get me out of here.
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But having recognised the independence of local authorities, we believe they would still benefit from Best Practice guidance.
This is code for, do as we say or else?
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A draft has been sent out for consultation - and I'm looking forward to seeing how the Association has responded.
At this point Wayne Casey stood up and turned his back to the Minister, he pulled down his pants, exposed his backside and let off a mighty fart in the direction of Mrs Buck. He pulled up his pants turned to the Minister and said, how's that for an NTA response?
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We're breaking new ground because central Government has never given its views on how licensing authorities should use their powers.
Code for, we are going to stick it up those licensing authorities that restrict numbers, if they don't behave?
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We're questioning why the taxi trade should be burdened with unnecessary rules and regulations.
More disguised code for we are going to make it more simple for you to remove numbers.
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For example: does there need to be rigid policies that only allow one or two types of vehicles? We think not. Local authorities should consider a wider range of vehicles for licensing.
Meaning best practice will state no restrictions on outdated conditions such as turning circles.
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The age limits imposed on vehicles are also a burden on the trade. Are they really necessary if safety issues can be addressed?
Meaning best practice will be to license vehicles that are mechanically sound and not throw them on the scrap heap after a few years when they are in sound working condition.
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Another unnecessary problem for the trade is license duration.
The law allows for drivers to be licensed for a 3-year period.
So the proposed Best Practice suggests that authorities who currently renew licenses on an annual basis should consider moving to a three-year cycle.
It would be a far more sensible for all concerned.
Yes Mrs Buck we all agree. Common sense prevails.
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I'm sure some of you here today have already considered offering services such as taxi sharing and taxibuses.
Yes I'm sure they have but I'm afraid the vast majority of the Taxi trade has rejected those ideas. I would have thought your department would have informed you of this? After all the legislation has only been on the statute for the last 20 years.
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I think taxi sharing schemes have great potential as they benefit both passengers and the trade.
In simple terms, a driver who carries three separately-paying passengers can make more than the metered fare for an exclusive hiring - while each passenger pays less.
It was at this point a distinguished gentleman with a broad west Yorkshire accent stood up and tore open his shirt to great applause and loud cheers from the audience, on his chest was a slogan saying "I am subsidised" and I can rank up anywhere I like?
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Again, we're encouraging licensing authorities through Best Practice to play their part in promoting flexible services - and this also includes taxibuses.
The only problem you have Mrs Buck is that most licensing authorities couldn't give a chit about Taxibuses and neither can most Taxi drivers. However, it is nice to have the legislation on the statute just in case cabbies ever feel the need to utilise their taxi as a bus.
Thank you.
And thank you.
This episode reminds me of March 2004 when the T&G said we sunk the OFT. If the pro restriction lobby can take any comfort from this then they are yet again tooooooooo far removed from reality, just like they were in 2004.
My advice to all concerned is wait until the Best practice document comes out. The contents are not binding but they will no doubt be persuasive.
At present there are a great many forces at work that will no doubt see some dreams turned into nightmares before the end of 2006. if anyone has large investments tied up in multiple plates I would advise you to consider your position. I don't expect many people will heed that advice but once the chit hits the fan, plates will immediately be worthless.
Don't say you haven't been warned.
JD