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Sussex
PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:04 am 
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A barman says 'sorry mate we don't serve neutrinos in here'.

Seconds later a neutrino walks into the bar. :D



Now who is going to spend the rest of the year explaining that to Toots? 8-[

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:54 am 
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A barman says 'sorry mate we don't serve neutrinos in here'.

Seconds later a neutrino walks into the bar. :D



Now who is going to spend the rest of the year explaining that to Toots? 8-[



I think that one is basically a choice of humour one myself, basically it makes no real sence, a particle walks into the bar??? is there supposed to be some sort of time slip element in it, or it's ability to pass through matter??

Sorry, it's a bit of a why did the chicken cross the road one to me.
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Now who is going to spend the rest of the year explaining that to Toots?


I'm just curious what kind of nuetino was it :?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:20 am 
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sussex wrote:
Now who is going to spend the rest of the year explaining that to Toots?


I'm just curious what kind of nuetino was it :?



Atagirl, you show him :wink:
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Shouldn't the joke be, a neutrino walks into a bar.

An hour later, the barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve neutrinos in here".
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Shouldn't the joke be, a neutrino walks into a bar.

An hour later, the barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve neutrinos in here".


I don't think it matters how it's said because neutrinos pass through constantly

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Shouldn't the joke be, a neutrino walks into a bar.

An hour later, the barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve neutrinos in here".


I don't think it matters how it's said because neutrinos pass through constantly


Yes, but presumably the joke's alluding the recent news that apparently neutrinos have been found to defy the law of physics by travelling faster than the speed of light.

Thus presumably a neutrino walking into a bar would be seen a good bit after it arrived.

Or vice versa. :-k
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Dusty Bin wrote:
Shouldn't the joke be, a neutrino walks into a bar.

An hour later, the barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve neutrinos in here".

No.

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Well I got it - but I'm not explining it 'til yesterday.

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Well this thread is srtringing together nicely !

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edders23 wrote:
Well this thread is srtringing together nicely !


Is?

Was?

Will?

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sorry I must have strayed into another dimension there chris back to the four we all know so well !

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Dusty Bin wrote:
toots wrote:
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Shouldn't the joke be, a neutrino walks into a bar.

An hour later, the barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve neutrinos in here".


I don't think it matters how it's said because neutrinos pass through constantly


Yes, but presumably the joke's alluding the recent news that apparently neutrinos have been found to defy the law of physics by travelling faster than the speed of light.

Thus presumably a neutrino walking into a bar would be seen a good bit after it arrived.

Or vice versa. :-k


Have you been googling or do you get 'New Scientist' as a matter of course

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No Toots, he just has a good grasp of unreality.

:lol:

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I just got a bit lost on the space-time continuum, that's all. :-|
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