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toots · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:07 pm

Your generosity exceeds your goodlooks

bloodnock · **Joined:** Thu May 03, 2007 8:15 pm **Posts:** 9170

A Journey of a 1000 Miles starts with a single step: (Confucious)....that'll teach the Philosophic pr*ck to tip the rickshaw driver next time

Brummie Cabbie · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:10 pm

And many years ago from a Birmingham Councillor we had;

A Hungry Taxi Driver Is A Good Taxi Driver

captain cab · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:12 pm

Brummie Cabbie wrote:

And many years ago from a Birmingham Councillor we had;

A Hungry Taxi Driver Is A Good Taxi Driver

A fat councillor is a bent councillor

Brummie Cabbie · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:13 pm

I would rather die having tried something and failed, than to die having failed to try something!!

Doc G · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:35 am

Is it in yet?????????

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bloodnock · **Joined:** Thu May 03, 2007 8:15 pm **Posts:** 9170

Doc G wrote:

Is it in yet?????????

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Nope..ive never heard that one yet :roll:

Doc G · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:49 am

one inch less and I would be countersunk eusasmiles.zip

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Capt Taxi · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:02 am

Whilst driving along in fast moving heavy traffic.
Voice from the back, ''turn left right now''.

''The number 86 does go this way''

''Is this your own cab?''

''What time is the changing of the guard next Wednesday?''

''It looked a lot nearer on the (underground) map!''

Go to the junction of Upper Street and Martin's Lane (means Upper St.Martin's Lane).

Brummie Cabbie · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:55 pm

WRONG FORUM!!!

This is 'Quote of the Day'

You want, 'Things they say'

Try;

http://taxi-driver.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtop ... &start=100

bloodnock · **Joined:** Thu May 03, 2007 8:15 pm **Posts:** 9170

Tuck in before you Zip up... #-o

toots · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:46 pm

"There is nothing sadder in this world than the waste of human potential. The purpose of evolution is to raise us out of the mud, not have us grovelling in it. "

Wish somebody would tell our LA

Doc G · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:58 pm

"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."

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chipper · **Posted:** Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:10 am

smiffyz (geoff) wrote:

.............................and here's 20p for yourself! :oops:

we have a boy who tips you 5p always give him it back he should have enough for a bar of soap and washing poweder by now :shock:

i love it when they say "here is a pound for yourself" oh thanks where do you think the rest of he fare goes :lol:

Brummie Cabbie · **Posted:** Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:57 pm

Quote of the Day;

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways.
But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

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