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Sussex
 Post subject: The world has gone mad
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:08 pm 
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And I would dearly love to get off please. [-(

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And I would dearly love to get off please. [-(

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manc ... 643175.stm


A few weeks of peeing on toilet seats will stop it :lol:

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I think the idea is quite good as long as they stay open 24 hours and there are plenty of then. I am sick of having to pee up my back wheel in The Mall. Apparently you have to by law have your right hand on the roof while you do it.
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thomas,do I still need to carry a bale of hay?
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captain cab wrote:
Sussex wrote:
And I would dearly love to get off please. [-(

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manc ... 643175.stm


A few weeks of peeing on toilet seats will stop it :lol:

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Someone is taking the p*ss :shock:

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all down to a few trannies and a chick with a dick and another with tatoos and shaved head

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And once the students are piist they won't give a buck what one they use :lol:
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And once the students are piist they won't give a buck what one they use :lol:



nevver carried any, they cant afford my prices on student grants...


student taxi rank.....

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thomas,do I still need to carry a bale of hay?


And a pint of paraffin for the front head lamps.

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When the Tories get back in I hope the Signs are Changed to "Dicks"/"Fannys". that'll remove all doubt...and if your appendage has become a recess then you can bloody well use your common sense to extract the P*ss by sitting down or standing up.........what in Gods name has the Country become???? who does that stupid green haired Bint think she is to tell us normal folk how to pee and where to pee....I need an Aspirin now :x
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When the Tories get back in I hope the Signs are Changed to "Dicks"/"Fannys". that'll remove all doubt...and if your appendage has become a recess then you can bloody well use your common sense to extract the P*ss by sitting down or standing up.........what in Gods name has the Country become???? who does that stupid green haired Bint think she is to tell us normal folk how to pee and where to pee....I need an Aspirin now :x


:lol:

They need some good old sexism from the seventies

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bloodnock wrote:
When the Tories get back in I hope the Signs are Changed to "Dicks"/"Fannys". that'll remove all doubt...and if your appendage has become a recess then you can bloody well use your common sense to extract the P*ss by sitting down or standing up.........what in Gods name has the Country become???? who does that stupid green haired Bint think she is to tell us normal folk how to pee and where to pee....I need an Aspirin now :x


:lol:

They need some good old sexism from the seventies

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Yes,,,DCI HUNT from "Life on Mars" for Prime Minister..he'd sort em out..
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http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/au ... letits.mp3

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/au ... 2Leper.mp3


and for utd fans...

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/au ... nUPuff.mp3

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wannabeeahack wrote:
http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomuncletits.mp3

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/au ... 2Leper.mp3


and for utd fans...

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/au ... nUPuff.mp3



I cant get those links to work...just like Gordy Brown cant get the government to work....they're Fecked..
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bloodnock wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomuncletits.mp3

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/au ... 2Leper.mp3


and for utd fans...

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/au ... nUPuff.mp3



I cant get those links to work...just like Gordy Brown cant get the government to work....they're Fecked..


you need quicktime player

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