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anyone know where i can get pukka chukka bags (ha!) like the lined paper ones on airplanes?

had a close one last night, her mates threw her out and for a little lass boy did she shift some stuff...

shopping list:-
wipes
sick bags
bucket
gloves
soiling charge notice

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As long as they haven't got any holes in (other than the one at the top) then surely any plastic bag will do.

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IDFIMH

they would but as im a proffesional service....


your exits are in front and behind you and your lifebelt is under your seat

So your safety notice doesn't read like this then ' All seatbelts should be fastened securely over your mouth so that the driver doesn't have the urge to press the eject button. In such events there are no parachutes are available. Have a pleasant journey and THANK YOU for using super safety conscious btec/nvq trained taxi driver services'

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

why DO ryanair/easyjet,etc cabin crew tell you where the lifbelts are

at 30,000 feet its a bloody parachute i want

In case the pilot has to "put down" over water. PUT DOWN!!! can't they spell CRASH?!

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Grandad,

another point...why do live bodies sink and dead bodies float??...it'd save a load of grief it were the other way round...

I bought some of E-Bay a couple of years ago, thankfully they're still intact in their holder.

I put a leather interior in my mondeo, the best thing I ever done, so easy to keep clean.

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stressed controller!!!

Live people do float. They only sink when they breath out or their lungs fill with water. When the lungs are filled with water the now dead body will sink. Because the body now starts to decompose this will create a lot of gas which fills the body cavities and then makes the body float again.

You can test the float/sink bit next time you go swimming. you breathe in and you rise in the water and breathe out and you will sink. P.S. it is not a good idea to do this in the deep end.

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Grandad,

old lady getting off an easyjey flight at alicante. as she passes the stewardess..

"was that a bumpy landing or have we been shot down?"

p.s. do all male cabin crew wear make up or is it my imagination?

good old vinyl seats everytime, and rubber mats like my old sherpa minibus had, jet wash it out

right, thats that sorted

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replaceable/washable headrest covers like coaches use, to cover the headrest monitors for a start when not in use.....

Apparantly the velcro ones from GNER 1st Class train carriages fit the TX range quite well.