Taxi Driver Online

Oh, what a panic's in thy breastie!

Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee.
Wi' murdering pattle!



To a mouse - Robert Burns

One has to laugh at the trade venting its spleen at Taylor and the Skull for the past years.

After all, what change has been effected so far?

We still have restriction, we still have the trade defending restriction and we still have the council policy of restriction. So, what's changed?

Yet the trade is running around like timid mice getting itself into a fankle about two guys who haven't caused them any problems - as yet.

So, what we have is not bile and invective because of the actually disadvantage caused to them.

No, what we have is bile and invective because of the FEAR of disadvantage the dynamic duo is causing.

It's a fear of the unknown. It's not real, just apparently real in the demented minds of those who exploit drivers and customers.

Perhaps more appropriate for the trade "captains"

Ha! whaur ye gaun, ye crowlin ferlie?
Your impudence protects you sairly;
I canna say but ye strunt rarely,
Owre gauze and lace;
Tho', faith! I fear ye dine but sparely
On sic a place.



To a Louse - Robert Burns

Burns' genius was that he was highly perceptive. Describing fear and fright in the trade, with the loathing of the lice that "own" the trade, Burns could have written these texts for our taxi trade today.

Is this, "wee sleekit cowrin tim'rous beastie",you or Gary.

Just proves you can't read saf. And, if you really can, then you're too stupid to understand.

So it's you then.

Do I hide like you Saf? I think not. You must have been looking in the mirror to come out with that one

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

Don't ever be unmasked saf.

Why old man.

Then everyone would know how fecking stupid and gutless you really are Isn't that why you hide behind a pseudonym after all?

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

Dont ever be unmasked Saf I bet youd be shakin in your shoes

No Skull. Isn't the response he really wanted is that he will get his fecking [edited by admin] kicked in?

Methinks these buffoons are a tad masochistic.

Methinks they know that they can only vent their bile, so long as they do so from the safety of anonymity.

The only guys in this debate, and I use the word advisedly because the nupmties have no real debate, is the scrote called Skull and the nobnuts that is Taylor.

We're the only ones with the balls to say what we believe, and be proud of it.

The rest of the bairns are still using the tactics of the playground. Jeeze, they must be real wimps in bed, eh?

Wanna bet they have to plan their harry rag for a fortnight just to make sure the bitch is in heat?

He Said, I Said

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me.. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.

He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . .. . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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Justice for the 96. It has only taken 27 years...........repeat the same lies for 27 years and the truth sounds strange to people!

He said to me: Why is the trade fecked?

I said to him: Mr T.

Just can't help playing the female role can you.

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Justice for the 96. It has only taken 27 years...........repeat the same lies for 27 years and the truth sounds strange to people!

Are you denigrating females?

Methinks, indeed me knows, you are the yellow bellied fanny.

How many men do you know that kiss as* the way you do?

Oh and before you start. It's not about the money. As you well know. For you, it's about being recognised. The money is merely a by-product of your own desperation.

Just think Trev, if no one knows who you are, you would be a would be a some . . . that's not quite right, a nobody, perhaps . . . .


Don't worry Trev, your secret is safe with me

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"