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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:51 pm 
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whilst loading a truck for multidrop one day, the new company line of cases of lil-lets sanitary towels were handed to the driver who asked "where are these going"


he was about 55, youd think he woulda known....every one of us told him


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taxiCABman wrote:
Sorry Thomas didn`t mean cause problems.
If there`s any way I can make amend`s,let me know.


Thats alright mate I think I'll change my name to Warburtons, there might be some dough in it.


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edders23 wrote:
perhaps GBC could change his name to Galaxy and get loads of free chocolate or better still to Fullers and get free beer !

He dont need a new name, he can't remember all the ones he's got now!

Whats the difference between GBC's cab and a Tampax?
you get a tow rope with a tampax


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why change your name thomas,do you knead the money?


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Well I'm off to work now, hope to get a slice of the work from Westfield Taxi rank.
Its pretty good!
Dont forget to see my new video
http://theandersonshelter.blogspot.com/ ... -plot.html
Its got a new commentary on it.


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Look at that, you and your alter ego are online at the same time.

What a shock.

Can't wait to see this film of a shopping rank, I don't know if folks on here can contain themselves. :D

I'll send you a life for Christmas.


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should I worry thomas,he`s stalking me now.
He still think`s i`m you,and your me.Poor soul.


I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together


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taxiCABman wrote:
should I worry thomas,he`s stalking me now.
He still think`s i`m you,and your me.Poor soul.


I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together



I see your 4 year old has logged on again, you should supervise the computer more carefully if you're not around.


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taxiCABman wrote:
should I worry thomas,he`s stalking me now.
He still think`s i`m you,and your me.Poor soul.


I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together


You got problems now, He will hound you like a duck.
He will now print out all your posts to see if you contradict yourself and finally he will check .........your/you're spelling.....AHHHHH its the egg man no its the Walrus.


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thomasthetaxi wrote:
He will hound you like a duck.



Do Ducks hound people then? :D

I usually have some tea when I get in, opposed to you who obviously prefers something a tad stronger? :wink:


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It was a line from an old Cowboy film thought you might have seen it! :wink:
I cant remember which one.


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Hello Thomas,now he thinks I`m your 4year old love child.
Must be something Mrs.GBC puts in his tea !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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