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Capt Taxi
PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:45 pm 
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You too can flirt at the wheel
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/adfeatu ... wheel.html
..and get the girl of your dreams....

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:23 am 
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In a statement, Avis said it seems we're “a nation of shameless car flirts guilty of getting a little amorous behind the wheel when going about our daily business”.


So long as that's not with anybody called "Gerald"

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And before you worry that all this flirting could lead to a fatal lack of concentration behind the wheel, both websites have very clear safety message and insist all users pull over to text or record car registrations


As if :lol: :lol: Since when has anybody took notice of safety messages on internet sites and gadgets, that's just to protect their own a$se. Anyway if somebody suddenly pulls over after going through the lights you'll know why, they'll be getting them details down before they forget them :lol:

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why bother when you can have the real thing?




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wannabeeahack wrote:
why bother when you can have the real thing?




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This is the answer to the taxi driver prayer in these recessionary times.
Empty taxis do not attract work.
I've always said,if the public see taxis busy (occupied) they will use them.

Where can I get a blow up punter?

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I believe that Ann Summers may have one you could use. You could also use it during the quieter times whilst parked up. :wink:

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I believe that Ann Summers may have one you could use. You could also use it during the quieter times whilst parked up. :wink:


I believe her name is Geraldine and you may need to supply a tee-shirt for her if you plan to sit her in your vehicle :lol: :lol:

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I believe that Ann Summers may have one you could use. You could also use it during the quieter times whilst parked up. :wink:

And when her nose starts to run, you know she is full. 8-[

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grandad wrote:
I believe that Ann Summers may have one you could use. You could also use it during the quieter times whilst parked up. :wink:

And when her nose starts to run, you know she is full. 8-[


Urghhhhhhhhh!!!!

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