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I bet Toots could if she had a dark one :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :roll: :lol: :lol:
It would definitely lighten her mood :D


There's nothing wrong with my mood thank you very much........ well nothing a piece of chocolate won't cure :lol:

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she could tell the difference "in the dark" too............ : :wink:


Is that the same as being blind folded :oops:

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I read somewhere that Ann Summers is bringing out a rabbit that runs off the mains :shock: :shock: :shock: what will we do then :sad: :sad:


Make sure there's a free plug available and go the pub :lol: :lol:

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I read somewhere that Ann Summers is bringing out a rabbit that runs off the mains :shock: :shock: :shock: what will we do then :sad: :sad:


Sit in the wardrobe and be a peeping tom.


Why hide in the wardrobe when you could be part of the action :wink:

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I read somewhere that Ann Summers is bringing out a rabbit that runs off the mains :shock: :shock: :shock: what will we do then :sad: :sad:



Does it still taste like Organic Rabbit??


nah, tastes like chicken, then again, if she likes chicken, she will love this

ITS "FOWL".................. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Hmmm....A rabbit which runs on Electicity and that tastes like Chicken....My goodness, that almost makes it an artificial Pecker...how ridiculous an idea is that??


IMO and I do not speak for everybody but I find British Organic far more preferable to anything artificial or foriegn :D

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I can't believe you lot managed to turn an innocent comment about the colour of a some kids doll into some sordid rampant rabbit episode, well done :roll:

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I can't believe you lot managed to turn an innocent comment about the colour of a some kids doll into some sordid rampant rabbit episode, well done :roll:


ITS TDO..we can Make Mountains out of Mole Hills, Rabbits into Chicken....but as yet we can't turn water into Wine :wink:
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some sordid rampant rabbit episode


They're degenerates the lot of them. :lol:

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I can't believe you lot managed to turn an innocent comment about the colour of a some kids doll into some sordid rampant rabbit episode, well done :roll:


ITS TDO..we can Make Mountains out of Mole Hills, Rabbits into Chicken....but as yet we can't turn water into Wine :wink:


Talking of mountains out of mole hills could you make a foot out of 6" :wink:

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I can't believe you lot managed to turn an innocent comment about the colour of a some kids doll into some sordid rampant rabbit episode, well done :roll:


ITS TDO..we can Make Mountains out of Mole Hills, Rabbits into Chicken....but as yet we can't turn water into Wine :wink:


Talking of mountains out of mole hills could you make a foot out of 6" :wink:


It Does..but I dont use it as a Rule
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May I suggested 2 pound hammer :oops:

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May I suggested 2 pound hammer :oops:



to do what exactly???
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May I suggested 2 pound hammer :oops:



to do what exactly???


Increase the swelling?

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May I suggested 2 pound hammer :oops:



to do what exactly???


Increase the swelling?

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Isnt there an easier way :shock:
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May I suggested 2 pound hammer :oops:



to do what exactly???


Increase the swelling?

:evil:

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Isnt there an easier way :shock:


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