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wannabeeahack
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Ive just got my helmet out, it could do with a spit and polish though...

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Taxi_boss_Uk
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captain cab wrote:
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i still love the job


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Yeah its only the customers, the drivers and the vehicles that make it such a pain :wink:

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I know this job isn't for everyone but when i first started driving taxi's 20 years ago i knew that i'd found my true vocation, my previous job was a maintenance electrician which paid great money (18k per year in 1989).....Unfortunately i got made redundant when production slowed down during the start of the last recession.
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wannabeeahack wrote:
Ive just got my helmet out, it could do with a spit and polish though...


You don't need a helmet you have the skin of a rhino :D

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Taxi_boss_Uk
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wannabeeahack wrote:
Ive just got my helmet out, it could do with a spit and polish though...


I think we may be talking about a different helmet....LOL
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wannabeeahack
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wannabeeahack wrote:
Ive just got my helmet out, it could do with a spit and polish though...


You don't need a helmet you have the skin of a rhino :D


Speaking of rhinos

My mate was lacking a bit in the bedroom olympics and had heard powdered rhino horn was a aphrodisiac, so he tried some

after he attacked 3 land rovers he decided to try oysters instead

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Where's the spell checker on this?
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wannabeeahack wrote:
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Ive just got my helmet out, it could do with a spit and polish though...


You don't need a helmet you have the skin of a rhino :D


Speaking of rhinos

My mate was lacking a bit in the bedroom olympics and had heard powdered rhino horn was a aphrodisiac, so he tried some

after he attacked 3 land rovers he decided to try oysters instead


Why was a pearl necklace he wanted :shock:

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I wonder why they dont have women submarine crews

(posting the punchline could cost me dearly)

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Why was a pearl necklace he wanted :shock:


:lol:

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Two parrots sat on a perch, one say's to the other....Can you smell fish?

I've got more!
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B'jese you and wannabe a double act. Where's the f in punch lines

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I'm not too keen on these big company men coming on here and taking over!!!

It's time to make him put his helmet on..... :twisted:
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Taxi_boss_Uk
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B'jese you and wannabe a double act. Where's the f in punch lines


Mine's there you've just got to look closer.
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Taxi_boss_Uk wrote:
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B'jese you and wannabe a double act. Where's the f in punch lines


Mine's there you've just got to look closer.


You're new and you don't know but I'm prone to blonde moments. I've read it 3 times now and I don't get the funny bit, soz :D

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toots wrote:
Taxi_boss_Uk wrote:
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B'jese you and wannabe a double act. Where's the f in punch lines


Mine's there you've just got to look closer.


You're new and you don't know but I'm prone to blonde moments. I've read it 3 times now and I don't get the funny bit, soz :D


Perch.... :roll:

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