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cabbyman
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You see....He's got a lot to learn....Like spelling things out one syllable at a time for Toots....

I'm sorry, but he's not for us....he should be encouraged to go elsewhere.
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You see....He's got a lot to learn....Like spelling things out one syllable at a time for Toots....

I'm sorry, but he's not for us....he should be encouraged to go elsewhere.


I'm sure he'll learn to speak more slowly for some of you :lol:

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You see....He's got a lot to learn....Like spelling things out one syllable at a time for Toots....

I'm sorry, but he's not for us....he should be encouraged to go elsewhere.


You've gotta give him a chance, he's new. It's not his fault I don't understand the joke is it. That would be my fault cos I couldn't control the blonde moment. I'm sure if I google it word by word it will make some sense :D

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I've got it. It's a parrot fish, :lol:

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I don't see how he can. After all, he's north of Watford. No one that far north can learn...Ain't that right, Sussex, Echo 15, Brighton Breezy......?????
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I don't see how he can. After all, he's north of Watford. No one that far north can learn...Ain't that right, Sussex, Echo 15, Brighton Breezy......?????

Gatwick is the Arctic as far as I'm concerned. :wink:

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Where's the spell checker on this?

If you are on FireFox then go to tools/options/advanced and click check spelling.

If your not on FireFox, then [-X .

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I don't see how he can. After all, he's north of Watford. No one that far north can learn...Ain't that right, Sussex, Echo 15, Brighton Breezy......?????

Gatwick is the Arctic as far as I'm concerned. :wink:


Isn't that down south and aren't you down south. In fact aren't you very close to each other :?

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Isn't that down south and aren't you down south. In fact aren't you very close to each other :?

Clearly my wit is being wasted. :roll: :roll:

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Isn't that down south and aren't you down south. In fact aren't you very close to each other :?


almost too close :shock:

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Isn't that down south and aren't you down south. In fact aren't you very close to each other :?

Clearly my wit is being wasted. :roll: :roll:


Clearly I'm having serious blonde moments cos that's the 2nd time in one post I've missed the joke. So it's not your wit it's obviously me :cry:

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artic.....arctic :roll:

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artic.....arctic :roll:


That makes as much sense as the perch so how is that meant to help. The last joke was about the parrot fish so I don't see where the perch comes into it and what's so funny about artic and arctic apart from ones a wagon and the other is cold :?

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artic.....arctic :roll:


That makes as much sense as the perch so how is that meant to help. The last joke was about the parrot fish so I don't see where the perch comes into it and what's so funny about artic and arctic apart from ones a wagon and the other is cold :?


A perch is a fish....and the parrots were sitting on it you mentalist :lol:

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artic.....arctic :roll:


That makes as much sense as the perch so how is that meant to help. The last joke was about the parrot fish so I don't see where the perch comes into it and what's so funny about artic and arctic apart from ones a wagon and the other is cold :?


A perch is a fish....and the parrots were sitting on it you mentalist :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh dear FFS I need a transplant :lol: :lol:

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