Taxi Driver Online

I knew it.....skip your wasted mate

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

No but I will be at a family wedding in latham near Liverpool on the 21st of march
Not had a drink since July last year

Where's Lathom? It's a brand new phone I'm the only owner and I didn't do anything to it in fact I don't even know the number.

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

The pin number will be in the book then as 1 2 3 4 you can change this to one you remember once you have it up and running, your number will also be there in the menu on the phone.
Why not put your old sim card in it should work then
lethom or how ever its spelt is near Scem

Thanks Skip but it's the ID number I needed. Finally found it amongst all the messages orange sent when I first got the phone. I know Skem but I don't know the place your going. Skem is quite a way from me. Thanks for all your suggestions but I think it's sorted now I did it online well I'm half way through

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Well would you believe it after 3 hours trying I finally get to put some money on my phone and I got some free texts too cos the pervy operator thought I had a very sweet voice considering I was very angry. He also requested that I don't use the online service to top up in future cos he would like me to phone back so he can hear it again.

How's that for customer service

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try the Darth Vader heavy breathing approach....that usually scares a few texts out of them...even if you dont get freebies it sure is fun....

You're just twisted I can think of better things to do for fun

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does it involve farmyard animals?

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

You're even more twisted

I like strawberries and cream their fun

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Never Knock the love ewes....Lanolin can be highly medicaceous on Groinal swellings..

bet you love wimbledon fortnight

CC

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Gronianl swellings wasn't quite what I was thinking



Like a hole in the head.

Apart from blonde moments I suffer with childish moments and strawberries and cream can be mushed up and messy when you eat them same as ice cream I love the cones cos you can bite the ends off and suck the ice cream from the bottom

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

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Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own bloody blanket.'




The End

I know of a Variation on that theme .....