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Reverand Jim 69
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well if french/spanish truckers can trade here, cant i nip down the costas for the summer season?...


Suppose so....that's if you don't mind messing with the Spanish mafia who run the taxi's over there.


even i know that the mafia isnt spanish


I would think that the Spanish 'mafia' is Spanish :?



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Should the chairman of the England and wales Cricket board have resigned.....not private hire related admittedly


The way they played the other day they should have ALL resigned :D


A girl with an opinion on cricket?

Do you wear sturdy shoes?


Image these in the summer and the boots in winter

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Are they sturdy enough :?



Toots should you really be called Boots??

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toots wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
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well if french/spanish truckers can trade here, cant i nip down the costas for the summer season?...


Suppose so....that's if you don't mind messing with the Spanish mafia who run the taxi's over there.


even i know that the mafia isnt spanish


I would think that the Spanish 'mafia' is Spanish :?


They are! not the French one's though.....they be French!
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Reverand Jim 69 wrote:
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Should the chairman of the England and wales Cricket board have resigned.....not private hire related admittedly


The way they played the other day they should have ALL resigned :D


A girl with an opinion on cricket?

Do you wear sturdy shoes?


Image these in the summer and the boots in winter

Image

Are they sturdy enough :?



Toots should you really be called Boots??


Is the Upper one some type of sexual prosthetic limb for a Cross Dressing Mr Zebedee to go clubbing or Swinging in??...he has that wee moustasche which may imply that he frequents a certain type of Gentlemans club.

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Is the Upper one some type of sexual prosthetic limb for a Cross Dressing Mr Zebedee to go clubbing or Swinging in??...he has that wee moustasche which may imply that he frequents a certain type of Gentlemans club.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I had a funny phone call today from a driver that i sacked about 3 years ago, he wanted his old job back the conversation went as follows:

Driver: I've been thinking about coming back and driving for you again

Me: Why's that then?

Driver: Well since i left I've not really settled anywhere

Me: Why?

Driver: Well it's like this, I've been shift working at a local factory for the

last year or so and I've finally decided

Me: Decided what?

Driver: I've decided that a "proper job" is just not for me, that's why i want to start taxi driving again.

WTF do they think driving taxi's is......a walk in the park!
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Read that as "Been made redundant" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Should the chairman of the England and wales Cricket board have resigned.....not private hire related admittedly


The way they played the other day they should have ALL resigned :D


A girl with an opinion on cricket?

Do you wear sturdy shoes?


Maybe we should spare them for now as England is perhaps able to repair the damage done last week if they keep playing well :D

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WTF do they think driving taxi's is......a walk in the park!

More to this than meets the eye.

But I'm more than happy the world thinking this isn't a proper job. :wink:

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Should the chairman of the England and wales Cricket board have resigned.....not private hire related admittedly


The way they played the other day they should have ALL resigned :D


A girl with an opinion on cricket?

Do you wear sturdy shoes?


Maybe we should spare them for now as England is perhaps able to repair the damage done last week if they keep playing well :D



You really don't know much about cricket, do you?

They may be on 600 dec. but they still have to take twenty wickets to win the game.

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echo15 wrote:
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and I've finally decided


Read that as "Been made redundant" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I don't think so, when he worked for me before he just didn't want to work unless a bill dropped on his doorstep. When his Mrs wanted to go shopping he'd come out and work a few hours to pay for it, that's just the type of driver he is.
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jimbo wrote:
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jimbo wrote:
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Should the chairman of the England and wales Cricket board have resigned.....not private hire related admittedly


The way they played the other day they should have ALL resigned :D


A girl with an opinion on cricket?

Do you wear sturdy shoes?


Maybe we should spare them for now as England is perhaps able to repair the damage done last week if they keep playing well :D



You really don't know much about cricket, do you?

They may be on 600 dec. but they still have to take twenty wickets to win the game.


Oh you've so hurt my feelings eusasmiles.zip I'm an eternal optimist there is no reason in the world (apart from they're cr@p) that they can't win the game :D

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Taxi_boss_Uk wrote:
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and I've finally decided


Read that as "Been made redundant" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I don't think so, when he worked for me before he just didn't want to work unless a bill dropped on his doorstep. When his Mrs wanted to go shopping he'd come out and work a few hours to pay for it, that's just the type of driver he is.


That would make him as useful as a chocolate teapot then :D

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toots wrote:
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and I've finally decided


Read that as "Been made redundant" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I don't think so, when he worked for me before he just didn't want to work unless a bill dropped on his doorstep. When his Mrs wanted to go shopping he'd come out and work a few hours to pay for it, that's just the type of driver he is.


That would make him as useful as a chocolate teapot then :D


Or as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool :D
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Urghhhhhhh gross :roll:

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