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I'm not sure about being Daves partner....my life is quite complicated already

CC

For 28 million anything I would give it my closest consideration...... but something tells me Dave is not a totally above the counter kind of guy

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If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away

I like the way he 'discovered' 28.5 million dollars.

ffs

The worrying part is, some clown somewhere will be thinking: That's a good offer, must invest!

Britain at it's best.

Yeah...but the worrying bit is he was head of RBS

CC

Gordon Brown, managers of RBS, HBOS, Saudi investment owners of Man City etc etc

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If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away

Aye, slowly but surely we're taking revenge for all those centuries of pillaging and crime against the holy land.

Thats HOLY.

Holly?

If we knew you had holly, we'd have made a really decent effort

CC

Are you telling me it's not true??

Do you know everybody knows somebody called Dave

Paddy called his 3 lads Mick, Patrick and Kwei Shang Bong





















hed heard every 3rd child in the world was chinese






(the les dawson joke book)

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God, that's some discovery!!!

I'm shocked when I find a pound down the back of my rear seats, imagine my surprise if I lifted up the seat and discovered $28 million.

I'd be shocked to find me on my rear seats that's the place for customers and car cleaners

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Anyone like 18.5m $

Dear Sir/Ma

Good day to you, with warm heart I offer my friendship and greetings, and I hope this mail meets you in good time.

However strange or surprising this contact might seem to you as we have not met personally or had any dealings in the past, I humbly ask that you take due consideration of its importance and the immense benefit it will be to you.

I duly apologize for infringing on your privacy, if this contact is not acceptable to you, as I make this proposal to you as a person of integrity.

Please accept my apologies for contacting you through this medium, since some miscreants and mischief-makers have taken possession of the internet to facilitate their nefarious needs hence it has become a very hard place to trust and to believe.

First and foremost I wish to introduce myself properly to you. My name is Andre Pierre du Plessis, i work with Capitec Bank as the Chief Financial Officer.

I got your contact from South Africa commerce and Industry, during my discrete online search through a web based directory while searching for a foreign partner to execute this project together.

I have concealed business suggestion for you. There is the sum of Eighteen
Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars (US$18.5) in my bank "Capitec Bank", South Africa.

There were no beneficiaries stated concerning this fund which means no one would ever come forward to claim it. That is why I ask that we work together.

I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the beneficiary to have the sum
transferred out of my bank to you. Should you be interested kindly furnish me
with your following details.

{A}. YOUR FULL NAME
{B}. YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS
{C}. YOUR CELL PHONE/FAX NUMBER

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Best Regards,
Andrй Pierre du Plessis (46) BComm (Hons), CA(SA) Chief financial officer (Capitec Bank South Africa)



Someone will fall for it

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