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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:37 pm 
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Dear Sir,

Good day to you, I am so sorry for sending you this unsolicited and
unexpected E mail.

I got your contact from a Business Directory in my agents office and I
decided to contact you directly for the sake of business.

My full Name is Mrs Hayat Musah with my son Ibrahim Musah we are from
Liberia , I am searching for a reliable and experience business partner.

I have about $10.3 Million Dollars and I would need your assistance in
the area of developing it before investing it in your country under your guidance.

So I am only soliciting for your assistance to help me develope the
currency and then invest.

If you are willing to invest in this business, please give me your
confidential contact phone number so that i will start the arrangement
on how to send my son ibrahim to meet you face to face and discuss more in details.

Thank you once again for your interest and waiting for your reply.

Best Regards,
Mrs Hayat Musah


I really think Mrs Musah is mistaking me for someone who give a sh*t :wink:

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:54 pm 
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From: Office of the Governor.
Central bank of Nigeria
Tinubu, square, Lagos- Nigeria.
Date 23rd July, 2007.
Our ref: Cbn/Ohg/Oxd1/2007
Your ref: ..............................
Telex: Cenbank.
Payment file: Cbn/Ben/07.

Attn: Beneficiary,

Payment notification of your funds.

I am Mr. Bryan Ogho, the secretary to Prof. Charles Soludo; the executive governor
of the central bank of Nigeria (C.B.N), the central bank of Nigeria is the parent
bank of all commercial banks here in Nigeria. I was instructed to initiate contact
with you by my boss the executive governor of the central bank of Nigeria (C.B.N) on
an urgent issue, kindly note that your funds were re-called and re-deposited into
the "federal suspense account" of the cbn last week, because you did not forward
your claim as the right beneficiary.

My boss the executive governor of the central bank of Nigeria (C.B.N), was visited
in his office by three gentlemen today, really these men were unexpected by him
because their visit was impromptu. He had to ask them why they came to see him in
person and they said that they came to collect the inheritance/ contract funds bill
sum of us$9.9 million which rightfully belongs to you as shown in your file with us,
on your behalf and by your authorization.


Note that they actually tendered some vital documents which proved that you actually
sent them for the collection of these funds. Below is list of the documents which
they tendered to this bank today:

1. Letter of administration.
2. High court injunction.
3. Order to release.

Due to the nature of his job, he cannot afford to make any mistake in releasing
these funds to anyone except you who is the recognized true beneficiary to these
funds. Note that my boss has asked these men to come back tomorrow so he can verify
this fact from you first. Kindly clarify us on this issue before we make this
payment to these foreigners whom came on your behalf.

Kindly to direct your response to the private email address of my boss, Prof.
Charles Soludo, the executive governor of the central bank of Nigeria CBN,below for
quicker deliberation and response from him on the release of your funds to you.
Please remember to indicate a phone number he can reach you on in your response.

Email: profcharlessoludo@uku.co.uk

Note that for security reasons you have been assigned a code/password which is
{TT7270CBN}, please note that this code is the reference number for your transfer
and it’s being disclosed to you alone, guard this jealously and all your email
response should carry this code as the subject.

Yours faithfully,

Mr. Bryan Ogho.

Secretary.
To the Governor.
Central bank of Nigeria
Tinubu square, Lagos- Nigeria.

Statement of confidentiality: "the information in this email and in any attachments
may contain confidential information and is intended solely for the attention and
use of the named addressee(s). It may not be disclosed to any person without
authorization. If you are not the intended recipient, or a person responsible for
delivering it to the intended recipient you are not authorized to and must not
disclose, copy, distribute or retain this message or any part of it."



The bit in bold is funny, seems I've got an international gang of debt collectors. :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:23 am 
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I've just been mentioned in a will to the tune of $30 million to carry on my humanitarian work! :lol: :lol:

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That is some carry on all right. :D

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:06 am 
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Location: Wirral
Hi All,

I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this
virus!

I checked Snopes (URL above:), and it is for real!!

Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS!

You should be alert during the next few days. Do not=2 0open any

message with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD FROM HALLMARK,'

regardless of who sent it to you
. It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD

IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer.

This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address

in his/her contact list.
This is the
reason why you
need to send this

e-mail to all your contacts It is better to receive

this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.



If you receive a mail called' POSTCARD,' even though sent to you by a

friend, do not open it! Shut down your computer immediately.

This is the worst virus announced by CNN. It has been classified by

Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever. T his virus was

discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this

kind of virus. This virus simply destroys the Zero
Sector of the Hard

Disc, where the vital information is kept.

COPY THIS E-MAIL, AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS. REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT

TO THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:16 pm 
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Probably one of the oldest spoofs on the net Toots :lol: :lol: :lol:

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