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well shes certainly the most prolific she even puts sussex in the shade !


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I'd Bow for toots though...now theres a real lady.........Bow wow wow wow...


I'd let you and while you're down there..............

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I'd Bow for toots though...now theres a real lady.........Bow wow wow wow...


I'd let you and while you're down there..............



Uhh huh..Im listening??


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hello ello ello do we have a blossoming romance on the forum :lol:


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I'd Bow for toots though...now theres a real lady.........Bow wow wow wow...


I'd let you and while you're down there..............



Uhh huh..Im listening??


Would you please polish my shoes :shock:

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So how was 'sir?'

Did he tip? Did he talk? Was your tongue smooth enough to bring that extra special shine to his shoes?


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So how was 'sir?'

Did he tip? Did he talk? Was your tongue smooth enough to bring that extra special shine to his shoes?


suprisingly, no airs or graces, carried his own small suitcase, wasnt sure when mothers day was, thought BHX was east mids, asked how far to go when a mile from the hotel

glad id stuck a bit on top of my normal rate anyway, cos he must have lost his wallet...

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toots wrote:
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I'd Bow for toots though...now theres a real lady.........Bow wow wow wow...


I'd let you and while you're down there..............



Uhh huh..Im listening??


Would you please polish my shoes :shock:


Dunno about yer shoes...but if the boots go on I'll fetch my own Kiwi cherry blossom and brushes...

then you can strut like the lady in the Video.. :wink:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=4120460


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bloodnock wrote:
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toots wrote:
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I'd Bow for toots though...now theres a real lady.........Bow wow wow wow...


I'd let you and while you're down there..............



Uhh huh..Im listening??


Would you please polish my shoes :shock:


Dunno about yer shoes...but if the boots go on I'll fetch my own Kiwi cherry blossom and brushes...

then you can strut like the lady in the Video.. :wink:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=4120460


You could be there a while polishing my boots they go half way up my thighs :wink:

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toots wrote:
bloodnock wrote:
toots wrote:
bloodnock wrote:
toots wrote:
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I'd Bow for toots though...now theres a real lady.........Bow wow wow wow...


I'd let you and while you're down there..............



Uhh huh..Im listening??


Would you please polish my shoes :shock:


Dunno about yer shoes...but if the boots go on I'll fetch my own Kiwi cherry blossom and brushes...

then you can strut like the lady in the Video.. :wink:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=4120460


You could be there a while polishing my boots they go half way up my thighs :wink:



Hi, this is the local paramedic...I regret to say bloodnock was found dead slumped over his keyboard and this was the post he appears to have been reading at the time of his demise..he had a Tin of boot polish in one hand and a Brush in the other...we suspect he has drowned in his own Drool....


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Its a miracle...Bloodnocks Alive!!!!!..still drooling though..


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Hi, this is the local paramedic...I regret to say bloodnock was found dead slumped over his keyboard and this was the post he appears to have been reading at the time of his demise..he had a Tin of boot polish in one hand and a Brush in the other...we suspect he has drowned in his own Drool....


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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toots wrote:
bloodnock wrote:
toots wrote:
bloodnock wrote:
toots wrote:
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I'd Bow for toots though...now theres a real lady.........Bow wow wow wow...


I'd let you and while you're down there..............



Uhh huh..Im listening??


Would you please polish my shoes :shock:


Dunno about yer shoes...but if the boots go on I'll fetch my own Kiwi cherry blossom and brushes...

then you can strut like the lady in the Video.. :wink:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=4120460


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You could be there a while polishing my boots they go half way up my thighs :wink:


Looks like he will need a comb, or a shaving brush as well :oops:


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Looks like he will need a comb, or a shaving brush as well :oops:


I'm sure I'll regret asking this but whatever would he need them for :?

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Looks like he will need a comb, or a shaving brush as well :oops:


I'm sure I'll regret asking this but whatever would he need them for :?


Just a guess Toots but I assume he is thinking or tidying up the area above the top of the boots as well. The comb would be used if the need arises and the shaving brush for if there is no need for the comb.

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