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Over and out is this a picture of you when you were younger and a bit of a biker

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blonde stands up in the theatre while the ventriloquist is on...


"I think this act is derogatory, dated, and demeaning and pokes fun at something not funny"


the vent says "hold on lady, ive been doing this for 20 years"

she replies...

"shut up, im talking to the little feller...."

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

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That sounds more like Toots

A little old man totters into a chemists and asks for 6 viagra tablets, and I need them cut into quarters he says.
The chemist replies I could cut them up but a quarter of a tablet won't give you a full erection.
I'm 96 says the old man - I don't have much use for an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pi$$ on my slippers

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Watch out curiosity killed the cat

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

One day two brothers, Jack & John decide to go out diving for seafood.

They quickly manage to fill up a sack of seafood so Jack decides to take it back to shore & grab another sack to fill.

John is out at sea all by himself when he see's a shark coming towards him.

Frantically he calls out to his brothr Jack who is still at shore, "Bro Help me Help me there is a shark heading straight for me."

Jack calls back "Yeah Im coming bro"

John is freaking out, the shark swims right up to him & bites off his leg.

Again he is calling out to Jack who is still at the shoreline "Bro come and help me, the sharks bitten off one of my legs.

Jack yells back "yeah hold on Im coming!!"

John tries to stay calm and wait for his brother but then the shark bites off one of his arms.

He yells back to his brother Jack "Hurry!! Come and help me the shark has bitten off my arm and my leg."

Jack calls back "Hold on Im coming!!!"

Then the shark bites off his other leg, John yells "Jack you have to come & save me. The shark has bitten off both my legs and an arm."

And as usual Jack replies. "Just wait Im coming"

The shark then bites off Johns other arm.

Now John has no arms or legs.

His brother finally arrives to save him.

Come on bro, get on my back & I will swim you back to shore.

When they get to the shoreline Jack says with an exhausted sigh "I feel fxxked"

And John replies "Well I had to hold on some how!!!"

Well I wasn't expecting that

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Oh well off the local for my weekly double coke, crisps and a slaughtering at the quiz. They only let me go to make the numbers up oh yeah and to work out the anagrams

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

I wondered why you liked charles posts

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

You're bad but probably right

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Probably ?

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

I would have thought you'd rather be probably right rather than probably bad

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Probably both

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!