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Dear Toots..TDO agony aunt.

Can you help. I had a lie down yesterday...and oddly enough I still dont feel better, infact ive layen down for several days..do you think i should get up or just lie longer???


Dear Bloodnock

Unless you have a good reason to be in bed for so long I suggest you get up and find a good reason to be in bed :wink:

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Dear Toots..TDO agony aunt.

Can you help. I had a lie down yesterday...and oddly enough I still dont feel better, infact ive layen down for several days..do you think i should get up or just lie longer???


Dear Bloodnock

Unless you have a good reason to be in bed for so long I suggest you get up and find a good reason to be in bed :wink:


Dear Toots... I Am lying down mulling that Idea of your over...can barely reach the keyboard so I have my Butler doing the typing.

Anon. Lazytown. upper Kybershire. Bloodnockland. post code: SEX 11E
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Dear Toots..TDO agony aunt.

Can you help. I had a lie down yesterday...and oddly enough I still dont feel better, infact ive layen down for several days..do you think i should get up or just lie longer???


Dear Bloodnock

Unless you have a good reason to be in bed for so long I suggest you get up and find a good reason to be in bed :wink:


Dear Toots... I Am lying down mulling that Idea of your over...can barely reach the keyboard so I have my Butler doing the typing.

Anon. Lazytown. upper Kybershire. Bloodnockland. post code: SEX 11E


Dear Bloodnock

That's where you are going wrong. You have a butler. What perhaps you may benefit from is a chambermaid :wink:

Yours Toots
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dodgy postcodes :shock:

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dodgy postcodes :shock:

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Nothing dodgy about the tootsville postcode not so sure about the other though :D

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Dear Toots..TDO agony aunt.

Can you help. I had a lie down yesterday...and oddly enough I still dont feel better, infact ive layen down for several days..do you think i should get up or just lie longer???


Dear Bloodnock

Unless you have a good reason to be in bed for so long I suggest you get up and find a good reason to be in bed :wink:


Dear Toots... I Am lying down mulling that Idea of your over...can barely reach the keyboard so I have my Butler doing the typing.

Anon. Lazytown. upper Kybershire. Bloodnockland. post code: SEX 11E


Dear Bloodnock

That's where you are going wrong. You have a butler. What perhaps you may benefit from is a chambermaid :wink:

Yours Toots
Tootsville NO5 EX29


Dear Toots.

Butler Sacked...chambermaid arrives tomorrow..Feeling better already....thanks :twisted:
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Butler Sacked...chambermaid arrives tomorrow..Feeling better already....thanks :evil:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Glad to be of assistance :wink:

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13 year old dad Alfie Patten has just joined fathers for justice..... He dosen't understand the politics but he's made up with the Spiderman outfit


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Shock horror it would appear the kid isn't the dad of the kid. So we are now down to the last 20 suspects.

http://tvnz.co.nz/world-news/dna-proves ... er-2591619

N.B. The above comes from a foreign site as any info on this lad is banned in the UK

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13 year old dad Alfie Patten has just joined fathers for justice..... He dosen't understand the politics but he's made up with the Spiderman outfit


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Shock horror it would appear the kid isn't the dad of the kid. So we are now down to the last 20 suspects.

http://tvnz.co.nz/world-news/dna-proves ... er-2591619

N.B. The above comes from a foreign site as any info on this lad is banned in the UK


I'm sure in time, after the shock of being made a complete prat by this scheming young girl wears off, Alfie will be relieved. Also he may have learnt an invaluable lesson about life and the dreaded unprotected sex :roll:

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Sussex wrote:
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13 year old dad Alfie Patten has just joined fathers for justice..... He dosen't understand the politics but he's made up with the Spiderman outfit


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Shock horror it would appear the kid isn't the dad of the kid. So we are now down to the last 20 suspects.

http://tvnz.co.nz/world-news/dna-proves ... er-2591619

N.B. The above comes from a foreign site as any info on this lad is banned in the UK


I'm sure in time, after the shock of being made a complete prat by this scheming young girl wears off, Alfie will be relieved. Also he may have learnt an invaluable lesson about life and the dreaded unprotected sex :roll:


I bet the poor wee might got it stuck in one of Chantelles folds...but hey...its good experience for him.. :roll:
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he needs mothering...sorry...I meant smothering. stop em before they breed.
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I bet the poor wee might got it stuck in one of Chantelles folds...but hey...its good experience for him.. :roll:


Chantelles folds :?

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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
what was actually said in court, taken down word for word and now
published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his


sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?


WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?


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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?


WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.


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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?


WITNESS: Yes..


ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?


WITNESS: Getting laid


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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?


WITNESS: Yes.


ATTORNEY: How many were boys?


WITNESS: None.


ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?


WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a


new attorney?

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Nice one Toots :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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