Taxi Driver Online

Thank you

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Haven't heard these for ages. I use to love one theirs but can't remember what it is now I'll have to go look see before the blonde moment takes a firm grip

In the meantime this'll do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wGMlSuX_c

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfYcKNqQoJo&feature=related

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

older sister?

CC

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Very funny

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

When I get there toots I'll let ya know...

you mean this isnt hell?

oh shoooot

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank. '

Passenger: 'Who?'

Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'

Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: 'There's more.. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right'

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'






Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank, he died and I married his f*#king widow!

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

It's a bit late now for lessons

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

It's never to late for lessons

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If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away