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Not like this then?

Move furniture about 60/70 miles

what size house? 1 bedroom or 10?

you loading or you want 3 big hairy muscle bound 6-pack+pecs to do it?

You couldn't leave me alone with 3 big muscle bound 6-pack+pecs

To be fair I've done well and there isn't a lot to of furniture to move there will be one bedroom (no wardrobes), one living room and one dining room

Hire a Luton van and round up a couple of mates to give you a hand.

Hire a Luton van and round up a couple of mates to give you a hand.

I thought about that, but, then I thought I'd have to drive the van back to where I hired it from then drive back to where I've moved to which would be about 230 miles all toll so that's kinda the last resort. I don't really do lifting either I might break a nail

free corectional punishment for not complying with my wishes

I'm on my way!

im coming too.................

not PM..T

Honorable MEN

Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)

If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man,
and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,"Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE: "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.

Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so

THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!"