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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 8:53 pm 
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Oh Dear Toots! The answer is going to be rude! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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echo15 wrote:
Oh Dear Toots! The answer is going to be rude! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:? :? :? :?

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echo15 wrote:
Oh Dear Toots! The answer is going to be rude! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


me? rude?......lol

i feel a few have heard this one before...

anyway, moving on

what are the two commonest lies?

1. The cheques in the post
2. ?



whats the difference between a zit and gary glitter?

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wannabeeahack wrote:
echo15 wrote:
Oh Dear Toots! The answer is going to be rude! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


me? rude?......lol

i feel a few have heard this one before...

anyway, moving on

what are the two commonest lies?

1. The cheques in the post
2. ?



whats the difference between a zit and gary glitter?


I think this is going to be one of those drawn out things......... :cry:

Anyway this doesn't explain the countdown and I don't know the difference between a zit and Gary Glitter :? :? :?

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Thank you wannabee for the pm explaining things :shock: :shock: I didn't realise men lied about these things :oops: Had you mentioned the bird of love I would have fully understood :wink:

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I didn't realise men lied about these things :oops:

Oh dear, all married men lied when they said 'I do'. :-$

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Sussex wrote:
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I didn't realise men lied about these things :oops:

Oh dear, all married men lied when they said 'I do'. :-$


Glad I ain't married to one then :D

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I'm lost. Where's the chicken? :oops:


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Thank you wannabee for the pm explaining things :shock: :shock: I didn't realise men lied about these things :oops: Had you mentioned the bird of love I would have fully understood :wink:


my pleasure.............

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I'm lost. Where's the chicken? :oops:


It's been eaten :lol: :lol:

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I'm lost. Where's the chicken? :oops:


You really don't want to know :shock:

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Told you Toots! :wink: :wink: :wink:

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Told you Toots! :wink: :wink: :wink:


So you did :lol: :lol: but you wasn't brave enough to explain it :wink:

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but you wasn't brave enough to explain it


And there was me thinking I was being a gentleman :roll:

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And there was me thinking I was being a gentleman :roll:


Perhaps I am being harsh then maybe I should have said you weren't impolite so wouldn't explain it. Wannabe however explained it in a pm which would make him not brave enough to explain it on the forum :wink:

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