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Ttahs rsnaabeloe, Totos!!

why do men snore when they sleep on their backs?.. because their balls drop over their a$$holes and block the airway to the brain...

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This must be the theory that charles uses.

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Grandad,

Ann Summers?

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Nah, only strawberry/chocolate/lemon flavoured stuff

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and big black buzzing torches?.....

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Banta was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him, if he had anything to say in his defence.

"They should not put up such misleading notices," said Banta.
"It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

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We have a great one in our town at the moment. The co-op have a car park right next to a council carpark. There is a chap sitting in a van all day waiting for people to buy a ticket from the council machine for their car parked in the co-op car park. When the driver goes out of sight he quickly puts on a wheel clamp. The cost for removal is £150.
Delivery drivers are stopping in the delivery bay and the chap follows them to see where they are delivering and if it isn't to one of the shops in the co-op owned centre they get a clamp as well.

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Grandad,

To be fair to ours they're ok kinda. I had 10 minutes to wait before I didn't have to pay to park in an all day car park. They charged 2.50 for all day the traffic officers were walking past and I asked if it had to pay for 10 mins. They said I should but they were going home so they wouldn't book me. Which was good cos I'd have been late for my college class. Although I did get one for parking outside my own house cos I was moving and needed to get them van on the drive, I was gutted cos normally they knock on the door and ask if I'm going to be long.

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There was a letter in our local paper today from a pensioner who was visiting from out of town. The man in the van watched him get his ticket from the wrong machine and leave. He then clamped the pensione and waited for him to return. The pensioner asked him why he didn't warn him that he had got the ticket from the wrong machine and the reply was "It's not my job to help you." The co-op are not very popular in these parts. I can see a protest outside their superstore coming on.

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Grandad,

That's terrible how do these people sleep. I wouldn't make a good traffic warden I'm a sucker for sob story

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These aren't traffic wardens they are a private clamping firm contracted by the co-op.

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Grandad,

I got wheel clamped four or five years ago... you should have seen the blokes face when he came back and the car and wheel clamp had gone... handy having a breakdown truck.

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Justice for the 96. It has only taken 27 years...........repeat the same lies for 27 years and the truth sounds strange to people!

PMSL, only a scouser would do that

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Someone wants to turn the tables on him and clamp him when he is busy clamping others
Or cover his windscreen with that hard to remove sticky paper,
or spray paint, warning w@nker clamper here on the sides
Its amazing what some of the local teenagers will do for a few bob