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I got wheel clamped four or five years ago... you should have seen the blokes face when he came back and the car and wheel clamp had gone... handy having a breakdown truck. :lol:


Isn't that theft of a wheel clamp?
It is only theft if you admit you have taken it.... the element of proof is on him not me..


The fact that the vehicle has been illegally clamped is unlikely to drive him to the police to complain about theft!!
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We live in a world where lemonade is made with chemicals, and cleaning products with real lemons :? :?

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...And the answer to supersex is...
















































'Soup please!!'
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'Soup please!!'


:? :? :?
I would have thought it was 'yes please' but that must be the floosy coming out in me :lol: :lol:

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I would have thought it was 'yes please' but that must be the floosy coming out in me :lol: :lol:

Do you have a Jacuzzi?

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I would have thought it was 'yes please' but that must be the floosy coming out in me :lol: :lol:

Do you have a Jacuzzi?


Are hot tubs the same thing :wink:

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I would have thought it was 'yes please' but that must be the floosy coming out in me :lol: :lol:

Do you have a Jacuzzi?


Are hot tubs the same thing :wink:


Why? Do you have one of those?

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i asked jeeves where i could find a dictaphone and it threw up charlies number....

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Brummie Cabbie wrote:
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I would have thought it was 'yes please' but that must be the floosy coming out in me :lol: :lol:

Do you have a Jacuzzi?


Are hot tubs the same thing :wink:


Why? Do you have one of those?


Not nowhere near Birmingham I don't :wink:

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I would have thought it was 'yes please' but that must be the floosy coming out in me :lol: :lol:

Do you have a Jacuzzi?


Are hot tubs the same thing :wink:


Why? Do you have one of those?


Not nowhere near Birmingham I don't :wink:

You have obviously heard of 'The Floosy in the Jacuzzi' then?

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You have obviously heard of 'The Floosy in the Jacuzzi' then?


:? :? :? No

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You have obviously heard of 'The Floosy in the Jacuzzi' then?


:? :? :? No

In that case here are some photos of the 'Floozie in the Jacuzzi' in Victoria Square, Birmingham, right outside the Council House.

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The last one has the Town Hall in the background.

Could you picture yourself there?

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:oops: :oops: :oops: Modesty prevents me from commenting any further as to whether I could picture myself there

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Why do companies sell washing machines that they don't plumb in for you. It's kinda like getting in a taxi and being told to drive it yourself ffs :roll:

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What do you call a sexy, hunky, caring guy........... a dream :wink:

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