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Ummm?? ..... Cabbyman???

Really?.......... modest too

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Known for my modesty!

Not for being a sexy, hunky, caring guy.......... now there's a shame

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As well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Man says to his wife "your ar$e is the size of a 3 burner bbq"
Later that night in bed he says "do you fancy a sh*g?"
She says "There's no point in lighting a bbq for half a fu*king sausage"

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You know me too well!

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Had a day out today and travelled all through the Lake District (how fab is that place) and ended up in Maryport (not so fab), got lost on the way home so followed my useless sense of direction to find the M6. Finally I found the M6 then nearly killed myself as my vehicle decided it would rather float over the lashings of rain than go through it. Anyway pulled off at the next junction which was Lancaster drove around that place twice and couldn't find the A6 in the direction I wanted and ended back on the M6 where I came off.

Finally arrived home and I think I need to study a map of Lancaster before I decide to get my badge there, contrary to the belief of the council who think a Btec and a satnav is all you need to be a taxi driver there

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Chessington today; Daughter's birthday. Youngest member of the group - 5 months; Next one: 27 years!! Who were we there to entertain?

Take an old fashioned waltzer, (you know: random spinning) and put it on a roller coaster then turn the vertical axis through 90 degrees............. Grandad felt very old as he styaggered off it...!!

Last time I was at Chessington they had not long introduced the 'bat' ride. My ex husband thought it would be fun to frighten the living cr*p out of me. I love things that spin and go up and down and round but I'm not too keen on things that look like they might hit the wall of a tunnel that they are supposed to go through like the 'bat' ride. It's probably really tame compared to some of the rides they have now. In fact it'd probably do me the world of good to go have some fun at a place like that again

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Go for it!!

Alton Towers is nearer you; I understand that competes with Chessington for 'ride quality.'

And I thought Disneyland, California was good; I should have saved my money!

Alton Towers is certainly option, perhaps when I go to Worcester to pick my friend up. We could go there first stay over and then travel back up here for the promised girlie night on the pop

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If you fancy Twin Lakes park (it is a bit more sedate to get you back in the swing) You will be near enough to take my pink limo out for a spin at the same time.

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Grandad,