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What do you call a man who's gagged and tied to the bed?

Trustworthy

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A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder On Michael Jackson’s Death…

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Deep stuff, eh?
I nearly cried when he said “. .. . . . .. .. … .. .. . . .... ....”

Is this meant to be braille or morse code because it is neither.

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Grandad,

depends whose tied him to the bed...

if it was holly willoughby - hes a lucky b*****d

if it was alan carr - ............................................

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Now you are trying your hand at Morse.
Try ... _ _ _ ...

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Grandad,

For CC

I would hate to get into Steve's taxi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98EpRHQA ... re=related

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More Tears For Captain Cab

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Tomorrow; ABC ..... YOU MUPPET!!!!

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CHARLIE IS IN ROOM 233

Charlie gets home late one night and, Kitty, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'

Charlie replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'

'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?

I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust. 'Why on earth would a retired person get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'

'Well, I did it for four reasons. One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'

Charlie is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.

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Brummie Cabbie.

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A blonde texts her boyfriend and says 'What does IDK stand for' he texts 'I don't know' she texts back 'OMG nobody knows'

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So what does it stand for Toots?

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Grandad,

Which one IDK or OMG?

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