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A blonde texts her boyfriend and says 'What does IDK stand for' he texts 'I don't know' she texts back 'OMG nobody knows'

So what does it stand for Toots? :mrgreen:

Which one IDK or OMG?


oh my god, I am getting confused now, I don't know which one. :?

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grandad wrote:
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grandad wrote:
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A blonde texts her boyfriend and says 'What does IDK stand for' he texts 'I don't know' she texts back 'OMG nobody knows'

So what does it stand for Toots? :mrgreen:

Which one IDK or OMG?


oh my god, I am getting confused now, I don't know which one. :?


OMG IDK what you all talking about. Somebody send a hair dye my head's gone blonde :? :? :lol:

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toots wrote:
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Brummie Cabbie wrote:
grandad wrote:
toots wrote:
A blonde texts her boyfriend and says 'What does IDK stand for' he texts 'I don't know' she texts back 'OMG nobody knows'

So what does it stand for Toots? :mrgreen:

Which one IDK or OMG?


oh my god, I am getting confused now, I don't know which one. :?


OMG IDK what you all talking about. Somebody send a hair dye my head's gone blonde :? :? :lol:

Oh Toots!!!

Stop writing in riddles please!!

SSAHDMHGB ........ to you too!!

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SSAHDMHGB ........ to you too!!


:? :? you knew I'd do this wtf you on about :? :lol:

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:? :? you knew I'd do this wtf you on about :? :lol:


Don't you know what SSAHDMHGB means ......................... ??????????????????

Even you MUST know that!!!!!!!!

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SSMSH!!!!!


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Brummie Cabbie wrote:
Oh Toots!!!

Stop writing in riddles please!!

SSAHDMHGB ........ to you too!!

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SSAHDMHGB ........ to you too!!

:? :? you knew I'd do this wtf you on about :? :lol:

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Don't you know what SSAHDMHGB means ......................... ??????????????????

Even you MUST know that!!!!!!!!

NOW

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Have you got it yet Toots??

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Brummie Cabbie wrote:
Brummie Cabbie wrote:
Oh Toots!!!

Stop writing in riddles please!!

SSAHDMHGB ........ to you too!!

THEN
toots wrote:
Quote:
SSAHDMHGB ........ to you too!!

:? :? you knew I'd do this wtf you on about :? :lol:

THEN
Brummie Cabbie wrote:
Don't you know what SSAHDMHGB means ......................... ??????????????????

Even you MUST know that!!!!!!!!

NOW

Brummie Cabbie writes:

Have you got it yet Toots??


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No :cry:

and what's this too :?
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SSMSH!!!!!

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toots wrote:
Brummie Cabbie wrote:
Brummie Cabbie wrote:
Oh Toots!!!

Stop writing in riddles please!!

SSAHDMHGB ........ to you too!!

THEN
toots wrote:
Quote:
SSAHDMHGB ........ to you too!!

:? :? you knew I'd do this wtf you on about :? :lol:

THEN
Brummie Cabbie wrote:
Don't you know what SSAHDMHGB means ......................... ??????????????????

Even you MUST know that!!!!!!!!

NOW

Brummie Cabbie writes:

Have you got it yet Toots??


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No :cry:



Toots, sometimes you are so gulable. You wrote in an earlier post "someone send a hair dye my head's gone blonde." hence SSAHDMHGB. :wink:

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Sometimes it does not pay to look outside the box.

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Toots, sometimes you are so gulable.


I am becoming increasingly aware of this but I can't help the way I'm made :D

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ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND:
I would take g8 notice of this.!!! !!!!
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

My name is Gary. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Suzie. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Suzie to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age.




I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner.

I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half-finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Suzie. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.

Signed,
Gary

EDITOR'S NOTE:

Gary died suddenly on February 7 of a perforated rectum.

The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his butt, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby.

His wife Suzie was arrested and charged with murder.

The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Gary somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.you have been warned.xxx xxxx

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A mouse looked through the crack In the wall to see the farmer
And his wife open a package.

What food might this contain?'
The mouse wondered - - -
He was devastated to discover
It was a mousetrap.


Retreating to the farmyard,
The mouse proclaimed the warning :

There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!'


The chicken clucked and scratched,
Raised her head and said,
'Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave
Concern to you, but it is of no consequence
To me. I cannot be bothered by it.'


The mouse turned to the pig and told him,

'There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!'


The pig sympathized, but said,
'I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse,
But there is nothing I can do about it
But pray. Be assured you are in my prayers.'


The mouse turned to the cow and said,

'There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!'


The cow said, 'Wow, Mr. Mouse.
I'm sorry for you,
But it's no skin off my nose.'


So, the mouse returned to the house,
Head down and dejected,
To face the farmer's mousetrap . . . Alone.

That very night a sound was heard
Throughout the house -- like the sound
Of a mousetrap catching its prey.


The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught.
In the darkness, she did not see
it was a venomous snake whose
tail the trap had caught.


The snake bit the farmer's wife.

The farmer rushed her to the hospital,
And she returned home with a fever.


Everyone knows you treat a fever
With fresh chicken soup, so the farmer
Took his hatchet to the farmyard
For the soup's main ingredient.


But his wife's sickness continued,
So friends and neighbors came to sit
with her around the clock.

To feed them,
The farmer butchered the pig.


The farmer's wife did not get well;
She died.




So many people came for her funeral,
The farmer had the cow slaughtered to
Provide enough meat for all of them.

The mouse looked upon it all from his
Crack in the wall with great sadness.


So, the next time you hear someone is
Facing a problem and think it doesn't
Concern you, remember ----

When one of us is threatened,
We are all at risk.


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This always puts a smile on my face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3t9cHFz ... re=related


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That's another one of those silent movies :cry:

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