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At last something that doesn't need sound to be amusing :lol:

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Bloke goes into S&M Club and asks, " How much for humiliation ? "

Madam replies, " £37.50 Sir "

" What do i get for that ? " he asks

" The new Celtic top " she replies.....


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sadist and a masochist...

the sadist says "hurt me"

the masochist says "no..............."









(think about it)

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Man goes into a barbers an says how much for a haircut, Barber replies; '£6.50'. Man says 'How much for a shave then'?. Barber says '£2.50'. Man says 'OK THEN SHAVE ME HEAD'.


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sadist and a masochist...

the sadist says "hurt me"

the masochist says "no..............."




(think about it)


After thinking about it.....I think it would make more sense if the sadist had been answering the masochist with a "no". :? :-o


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Chilon of Sparta wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
sadist and a masochist...

the sadist says "hurt me"

the masochist says "no..............."




(think about it)


After thinking about it.....I think it would make more sense if the sadist had been answering the masochist with a "no". :? :-o


I'd be thinking about forever cos I don't know who does what to whom :? :?

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Chilon of Sparta wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
sadist and a masochist...

the sadist says "hurt me"

the masochist says "no..............."




(think about it)


After thinking about it.....I think it would make more sense if the sadist had been answering the masochist with a "no". :? :-o


I'd be thinking about forever cos I don't know who does what to whom :? :?

Sadists are always sad, hence the name & masochists massage with kisses, again hence the name!!!
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toots wrote:
Chilon of Sparta wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
sadist and a masochist...

the sadist says "hurt me"

the masochist says "no..............."




(think about it)


After thinking about it.....I think it would make more sense if the sadist had been answering the masochist with a "no". :? :-o


I'd be thinking about forever cos I don't know who does what to whom :? :?


We'll believe you toots, though in previously telling us you didn't know what a cat-house was...and now this...you could of course be playing a "double bluff" to hide a secret life as a dominatrix! :wink: :shock:

Assuming you're serious....a sadist would enjoy inflicting pain...and a masochist would enjoy receiving it...although I too am entirely innocent of such knowledge and and can only rely on a dictionary as evidence that such actions actually take place. :wink:


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Chilon of Sparta wrote:
toots wrote:
Chilon of Sparta wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
sadist and a masochist...

the sadist says "hurt me"

the masochist says "no..............."




(think about it)


After thinking about it.....I think it would make more sense if the sadist had been answering the masochist with a "no". :? :-o


I'd be thinking about forever cos I don't know who does what to whom :? :?


We'll believe you toots, though in previously telling us you didn't know what a cat-house was...and now this...you could of course be playing a "double bluff" to hide a secret life as a dominatrix! :wink: :shock:

Assuming you're serious....a sadist would enjoy inflicting pain...and a masochist would enjoy receiving it...although I too am entirely innocent of such knowledge and and can only rely on a dictionary as evidence that such actions actually take place. :wink:


I hadn't heard the expression 'cat house' before only 'ships cat' and had I been sober I probably would have worked it out. I've never been good at remembering who likes what when it comes to pain and I'm sure one day it will land me in hot water :wink:

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Assuming you're serious....a sadist would enjoy inflicting pain...and a masochist would enjoy receiving it...although I too am entirely innocent of such knowledge and and can only rely on a dictionary as evidence that such actions actually take place. :wink:


I hadn't heard the expression 'cat house' before only 'ships cat' and had I been sober I probably would have worked it out. I've never been good at remembering who likes what when it comes to pain and I'm sure one day it will land me in hot water :wink:


Well, if it does land you in very hot water...but you enjoy the pain...that'll make you a masochist. :wink:


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News headline in The Sun Online;

Jordan: I 'faked it' for Peter

I thought we all knew they were fake!

Didn't Peter??? :-| :-| :-| :) :) :) :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Assuming you're serious....a sadist would enjoy inflicting pain...and a masochist would enjoy receiving it...although I too am entirely innocent of such knowledge and and can only rely on a dictionary as evidence that such actions actually take place. :wink:


I hadn't heard the expression 'cat house' before only 'ships cat' and had I been sober I probably would have worked it out. I've never been good at remembering who likes what when it comes to pain and I'm sure one day it will land me in hot water :wink:


Well, if it does land you in very hot water...but you enjoy the pain...that'll make you a masochist. :wink:


Ermm no :wink:

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Don't we all :shock:

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Joanna Lumley Arrested In Nepal

27 July 2009

Gurkhas today Actress Joanna Lumley has been arrested by police after arriving in Nepal for a week-long visit.

Hundreds of protestors - among them scores of Gurkha veterans - gathered to voice their anger at the former Absolutely Fabulous star who was single-handedly responsible for the detention in the UK of several Gurkha fighting heroes.

On arrival at Tribhuvan International Airport in Kathmandu this morning, Ms Lumley was greeted by a crowd and police armed with automatic weapons, who quickly bundled her into a rickshaw and whisked her away to a police station in some foothills a thousand miles away.

Ms Lumley, whose father was a Gurkha regiment officer, fronted a campaign for UK settlement rights for Gurkhas, but the campaign didn't go down well in Nepal, where it was seen as 'forcible relocation of Nepal's supreme fighting forces'.

Many Gurkha officers spoke of their discontent and fear of living in places such as Swindon and Barnsley.

According to the AP news agency, Lumley greeted the crowd with the Gurkha battle cry "Ayo Gurkhali" in her Upper Class Twit accent.

They responded by throwing yak eggs.

Some of those who turned up to see her shouted:

"You are the devil" and "F*ck off, Patsy!"

The agency quoted Ms Lumley as saying:

"My friends of Nepal, I am your family coming to Nepal for the first time. I want to thank you so much."

They repeated the increasingly-popular:

"F*ck off, Patsy!"

(The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.)

Source; TheSpoof.com

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Assuming you're serious....a sadist would enjoy inflicting pain...and a masochist would enjoy receiving it...although I too am entirely innocent of such knowledge and and can only rely on a dictionary as evidence that such actions actually take place. :wink:


I hadn't heard the expression 'cat house' before only 'ships cat' and had I been sober I probably would have worked it out. I've never been good at remembering who likes what when it comes to pain and I'm sure one day it will land me in hot water :wink:


Well, if it does land you in very hot water...but you enjoy the pain...that'll make you a masochist. :wink:


Ermm no :wink:

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Jordan: I 'faked it' for Peter


Don't we all :shock:



call me.... soon

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WITTY IRISH PRIEST

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from
his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of
the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station......

The conversation went like this:

''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''

''And the best of the day te yerself.. This is Father O'Malley at St.
Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!''

There was dead silence on the line for a long
moment..........................................

Father O'Malley then replied:
''Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''


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