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Stationtone
 Post subject: Tip for men
PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:26 pm 
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This is a tip for men that are a bit shy to ask the doctor for Viagra :) :D :lol:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/healt ... 498061.stm
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bloodnock
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stationtone wrote:
This is a tip for men that are a bit shy to ask the doctor for Viagra :) :D :lol:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/healt ... 498061.stm



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The vast majority of watermelon (92%) is made up of water. But the remaining 8% is loaded with the anti-oxidant lycopene which is also good for your skin.


Is it possible to buy just 8% of a watermelon rather than a whole one?

A friend asked me to ask.. :roll:
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grandad
 Post subject: Re: Tip for men
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bloodnock wrote:

Is it possible to buy just 8% of a watermelon rather than a whole one?

A friend asked me to ask.. :roll:


You can buy just a slice of melon in some shops. :mrgreen:

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wannabeeahack
 Post subject: Re: Tip for men
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grandad wrote:
bloodnock wrote:

Is it possible to buy just 8% of a watermelon rather than a whole one?

A friend asked me to ask.. :roll:


You can buy just a slice of melon in some shops. :mrgreen:


in kefalonia we were buying whole melons at about 2 euros

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Stationtone
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I tried it but my wife fell asleep before i could eat all the melon :oops:

the best way to get your wife going is to wipe it on the curtains after sex it drives them mad :D
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Is it possible to buy just 8% of a watermelon rather than a whole one?

A friend asked me to ask.. :roll:


Yeah of course it is......... just go ask your doctor for viagra :wink:

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Is it possible to buy just 8% of a watermelon rather than a whole one?

A friend asked me to ask.. :roll:


Yeah of course it is......... just go ask your doctor for viagra :wink:



Is Viagra a Variety of watermelon?
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toots
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Is it possible to buy just 8% of a watermelon rather than a whole one?

A friend asked me to ask.. :roll:


Yeah of course it is......... just go ask your doctor for viagra :wink:



Is Viagra a Variety of watermelon?


Tbh I don't know if it is. I've never met a man that ate either or needed to :wink:

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bloodnock wrote:
toots wrote:
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Is it possible to buy just 8% of a watermelon rather than a whole one?

A friend asked me to ask.. :roll:


Yeah of course it is......... just go ask your doctor for viagra :wink:



Is Viagra a Variety of watermelon?


Tbh I don't know if it is. I've never met a man that ate either or needed to :wink:


Maybe thats just the effect you have on men.. :D
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Nigel
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I take 2 viagra a day one at night to stop me falling out of bed and one in a morning to stop me pi**ING on my shoes. :D :D :D
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When I was first diagnosed with diabetes one of the first questions asked was regarding my "performance" in bed and asking me if I required viagra. Like a fool I turned it down, I could have made a packet selling them on the black market. :wink:

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I take 2 viagra a day one at night to stop me falling out of bed and one in a morning to stop me pi**ING on my shoes. :D :D :D


I can understand the 2nd reason but how on earth does it stop you falling out of bed :? :?

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Maybe thats just the effect you have on men.. :D


:oops: Thank you for the vote of confidence

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toots wrote:
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I take 2 viagra a day one at night to stop me falling out of bed and one in a morning to stop me pi**ING on my shoes. :D :D :D


I can understand the 2nd reason but how on earth does it stop you falling out of bed :? :?



Oh dear, you have gone all blonde again.
What effect does viagra have on a man?
When Nigel is in that state he is sugesting that if he were to roll over in bed this would stop him from rolling all the way and falling out of bed. :wink: :mrgreen:

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toots wrote:
Nigel wrote:
I take 2 viagra a day one at night to stop me falling out of bed and one in a morning to stop me pi**ING on my shoes. :D :D :D


I can understand the 2nd reason but how on earth does it stop you falling out of bed :? :?



cos when he rolls over his "man pole" stops him rolling any further

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Nigel
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toots wrote:
Nigel wrote:
I take 2 viagra a day one at night to stop me falling out of bed and one in a morning to stop me pi**ING on my shoes. :D :D :D


I can understand the 2nd reason but how on earth does it stop you falling out of bed :? :?

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Maybe thats just the effect you have on men.. :D


:oops: Thank you for the vote of confidence


Come on Toots. :lol:
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