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Women file for divorce over hubbies’ unusual sex drive
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?fi ... sec=nation


TWO women have filed for divorce on grounds that their husbands’ unusual sex drive is linked to black magic, reports Metro Ahad.

Syarie Lawyers Association deputy president Musa Awang said in the first case, the couple had been married for a year.

“The riddle to the husband’s unnatural sex drive was answered when a relative of the wife saw the husband in the house when the family had seen him leave for work earlier.

“The relative heard the husband’s voice in the bedroom and upon checking, found an ‘individual’ in the room looking exactly like the husband,” he said.

Musa said that the wife had since filed a complaint with the religious department and applied for fasakh.

(Fasakh means ending a marriage by the Syariah Court after hearing the wife’s complaint).

In the other case, Perubatan Islam Mustajab specialist Nazri Md Isa said an 18-year-old woman had filed for fasakh after her husband asked her for sex more than 10 times a day.

Nazri said according to the wife, the husband had the ritual of going to the bathroom before having sex with her.

“It all started when he had sex with her 17 times on their wedding night. The wife did not suspect anything then as she thought he was merely performing his duty as a husband.

“But when the situation persisted, she discussed the matter with her mother-in-law, who told her that it was a normal behaviour.

She told her own mother, who brought her to the religious department to file a report because the latter thought it was sexual abuse,” he said.

Investigation found that the husband’s demeanour was strange.

The wife and her family had a shock when they found “two individuals” that look alike in the bathroom.

Religious leader Datuk Abu Hasan Din Al-Hafiz claimed that it was not impossible for a man to have sex many times in one night if he was “friendly with the devil”.

“It is not impossible for the devil to have carnal intercourse with the man’s wife.

“This happens because the devil can appear to look like the husband,” he said.

He said that while it was normal for a man to want sex two or three times a day, anything more than the usual would most probably not be the husband but the devil.

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Swingers eh.

More like bleeding nutters!!!! People that look alike in the bathroom, Now iv'e heard the term doppleganger but never in the same room for gods sake. Don't know about black majic but a bit more like majic mushrooms i think.

Well I think I might be changing my chat up line to something along the lines of "how well do you know devil?"

Seriously tho this is obviously superstitious ignorance and a way of controlling people. It implies that people do not have free will and if something is wrong it is the devils fault

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

I know the devil quite well, he's upstairs pretending to be me waiting for my missus to come home. He's in for a hell of a shock though.

Why is he in for a shock

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

cos she's his daughter

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Might go a long way to explain all these fanatics prepared to blow themselves up are they also influenced by "the devil"



I wonder if any of these women bothered to check if their husbands had twin brothers before they married them ?

It's perfectly obvious that the man has a twin brother and they share each others wives. What a laugh!

Lucky bar-steward, once a week if I am lucky

Now tell the truth Mr Skippy41!!

If you can manage it more than once a week more likely ..... eh Mr Skippy41?

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