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Brummie Cabbie
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900 In Nine Years!!! The Mind Boggles!!!

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GBC
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Her face has the makings of three chins by the time shes 40.

But by then, we'll all be paying for her and the 4 kids.
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ok, who were the other 899 then?



if she was a bloke we would be saying "go on my son, fill yer boots, dip yer bread, give her one for me"
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Nigel
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She's not had the pleasure of meeting me has she? After 20 minutes with me she won't want anyone else......nurse pass me my tablets.
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I’ve slept with 900 men


What an odd remark!...sounds more like she never slept a wink.
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bloodnock
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Nigel wrote:
She's not had the pleasure of meeting me has she? After 20 minutes with me she won't want anyone else......nurse pass me my tablets.


I can understand that...she'd be completely Scunnered!!
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FFS she must be like a Chinese bike rack at rush hour :lol: :lol:
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wannabeeahack
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like a cat with its throatcut

like 2lb of liver (alternative - tripe) split open

like chucking 2lb of sausage down a pit shaft




whats the difference between a fridge and a fanny?

a fridge dont fart when you take the meat out...
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wannabeeahack
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Her face has the makings of three chins by the time shes 40.



more chins than a chinese telephone directory?
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Brummie Cabbie
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wannabeeahack wrote:
like a cat with its throatcut

like 2lb of liver (alternative - tripe) split open

like chucking 2lb of sausage down a pit shaft

whats the difference between a fridge and a fanny?

a fridge dont fart when you take the meat out...

That's low, even by your standards.

But I like it!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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It's only 2 a week, if she plays it safe and wants that much knob thats up to her really, what she really needs is a male with the same drive for it, on the surface of it I find it a bit sad because she is a pretty girl and I'm betting she's an achiever as well, something that would make a good wife if only you could keep up with her.
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It's only 2 a week, if she plays it safe and wants that much knob thats up to her really, what she really needs is a male with the same drive for it, on the surface of it I find it a bit sad because she is a pretty girl and I'm betting she's an achiever as well, something that would make a good wife if only you could keep up with her.


Hmmm, Group sex and threesomes, doesn't sount like wifey material to me. I wonder how she is at cooking a sunday dinner and mowing the lawn? :wink:

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Brummie Cabbie
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grandad wrote:
Doom wrote:
It's only 2 a week, if she plays it safe and wants that much knob thats up to her really, what she really needs is a male with the same drive for it, on the surface of it I find it a bit sad because she is a pretty girl and I'm betting she's an achiever as well, something that would make a good wife if only you could keep up with her.

Hmmm, Group sex and threesomes, doesn't sount like wifey material to me. I wonder how she is at cooking a sunday dinner and mowing the lawn? :wink:

I'm saying nothing Mr Grandad ..... just you wait 'til Ms Toots spots your post!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Brummie Cabbie wrote:
grandad wrote:
Doom wrote:
It's only 2 a week, if she plays it safe and wants that much knob thats up to her really, what she really needs is a male with the same drive for it, on the surface of it I find it a bit sad because she is a pretty girl and I'm betting she's an achiever as well, something that would make a good wife if only you could keep up with her.

Hmmm, Group sex and threesomes, doesn't sount like wifey material to me. I wonder how she is at cooking a sunday dinner and mowing the lawn? :wink:

I'm saying nothing Mr Grandad ..... just you wait 'til Ms Toots spots your post!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Do you think she may be in favour of the group sex and threesomes though, eh, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more. :wink:

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grandad wrote:
Doom wrote:
It's only 2 a week, if she plays it safe and wants that much knob thats up to her really, what she really needs is a male with the same drive for it, on the surface of it I find it a bit sad because she is a pretty girl and I'm betting she's an achiever as well, something that would make a good wife if only you could keep up with her.


Hmmm, Group sex and threesomes, doesn't sount like wifey material to me. I wonder how she is at cooking a sunday dinner and mowing the lawn? :wink:


who cares if she shags like a demented ferret, buy a 1st floor flat, and get plenty of dinger meals in...

GO GIRL!
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