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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:33 pm 
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Old Lady who is a known customer just called and said " i am doing a box up for the troops abroad can you go get me a porn mag to put in the box" . Hmmm i said yes but the misses says you aint going into a local shop and getting one of those. Now her neighbours tell me she is a raving drunken lunatic. What would you lot do.

A job is a job, buy what you can, have a look and then give them to the old girl.

I can think of a million worse jobs than that.

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Can I ask members when they post pictures of a certain nature that they make the thread a Not Safe For Work heading, as some LOs and people working in an office can be sacked for putting up dodgy pictures?

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Alex wrote:
Can I ask members when they post pictures of a certain nature that they make the thread a Not Safe For Work heading, as some LOs and people working in an office can be sacked for putting up dodgy pictures?

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Shouldnt they really be working at work...rather as ogling the TDO form :shock:
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bloodnock wrote:
Alex wrote:
Can I ask members when they post pictures of a certain nature that they make the thread a Not Safe For Work heading, as some LOs and people working in an office can be sacked for putting up dodgy pictures?

Alex


Shouldnt they really be working at work...rather as ogling the TDO form :shock:
They'll be the hidden guests.
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Alex wrote:
Can I ask members when they post pictures of a certain nature that they make the thread a Not Safe For Work heading, as some LOs and people working in an office can be sacked for putting up dodgy pictures?

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Shouldnt they really be working at work...rather as ogling the TDO form :shock:
They'll be the hidden guests.


Sad but true....things that go bump in the night, the squeak of a rusty gate, unexplained footprints, that feeling of being watched when theres no one to be seen...are these the beings that live in the shadows...the Spooks that acheive national security by pursuing the innocent because its easier than pursuing the miscreant and evil wrong do'er..
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Alex wrote:
Can I ask members when they post pictures of a certain nature that they make the thread a Not Safe For Work heading, as some LOs and people working in an office can be sacked for putting up dodgy pictures?

Alex


Watch the old ticker Alex :lol: :lol:
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taximan wrote:
Old Lady who is a known customer just called and said " i am doing a box up for the troops abroad can you go get me a porn mag to put in the box" . Hmmm i said yes but the misses says you aint going into a local shop and getting one of those. Now her neighbours tell me she is a raving drunken lunatic. What would you lot do.



Just ply the old dear with drink and ask her to strip naked and pose for some photo's herself....you can use your own photographic skills to take some artistically framed shots of her in all her Au Naturalle Autumn of life beauty...the boys on the Afghani front line can either enjoy the photos on there own artistic merits or have them enlarged and show them to the Taliban which may make them die of fright thus saving bullets..

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And to offset the other Photo and to give an eqilibrium within the thread and a photo that office wallahs of the various bodies can open without fear of being sacked ..I..offer you..This!!

Simply scroll up the page fast at the sound of approaching footsteps..

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Is that any better?
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WTF did you find that one CC nice one lol
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WTF did you find that one CC nice one lol


:? :? :?

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I can't believe this thread is running. :?
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I can't believe this thread is running. :?

Nearly as excited as the thread about bulbs. :roll: :roll:

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WTF did you find that one CC nice one lol


:? :? :?


Come on Toots, Her husband has requested her to shave her beaver.

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I thought beavers were black :D

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