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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:49 am 
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I can't believe this thread is running. :?


You've contributed to it :wink:

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I thought beavers were black :D
what about.... when you're having a blonde moment

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toots wrote:
I thought beavers were black :D


Beavers come in many colours. Not often blonde though :lol:

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toots wrote:
I thought beavers were black :D


Some Beaver facts;



Beavers grow three to four feet long and weigh between forty and sixty pounds.

Beavers have five toes on their webbed feet.

A beaver's front teeth never stop growing.

The beaver's large front teeth enable them to cut and chew. Gnawing wood helps to wear them down.

Beavers can swim at an average of five miles per hour.

The beaver is a strong and intelligent animal. They can influence the environment similar to humankind.

A beaver can stay underwater for approximately fifteen minutes before coming up for air.

Beavers eat bark, roots, leaves and twigs.

The nose and ears of a beaver have valves that close when they go underwater.

The broad tail of a beaver functions as a rudder.

The lifespan of a beaver is approximately sixteen years.

Beavers have an average of two to four offspring per litter.

A beaver's offspring are called kits.

Beavers have thick heavy fur protected by long hairs called guard hairs to keep them warm in icy water.

Beavers are very clean animals and will not go to the bathroom in their living area.

Beavers are very vocal with their children. They even discipline their offspring.

By building dams beavers can influence and even change vegetation and animal life.

A beaver's teeth have a hard orange coating that helps to keep them from breaking.

Human hunting and destruction of habitat are often the biggest threat to beavers.

A beaver's fur is naturally oily and waterproof.

Beavers are one of America's largest rodents.

Beavers are nocturnal animals.

The beaver is a family oriented animal living together in somewhat the same structure as a human family. Older offspring assist parents by tending to younger siblings. Beaver families often work together when building and felling large trees


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Some Alternative beaver facts.

The beaver is like a beard, it always growing, and changes colour with age
you can trim it, shave, wax, or use depleting cream
Waxing is the best method as the hair follicles take up to 3 weeks to start regrowing.
A bald beaver is best as you don't spend half the night trying to remove hair from your teeth :lol:


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Betty Botter bought a beaver.
But the beastly beaver bit her.
So she bought a biting badger.
And the badger bit the beaver.
Since the badger bit the beaver,
now the beaver will not bite her.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a beaver-biting badger.


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It's all George W Bush's & Tony Blair's fault!!!

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Brummie Cabbie wrote:
It's all George W Bush's & Tony Blair's fault!!!


That makes a pleasant change it's usually mine :lol:

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