From this weeks Taxi.
I wrote a few issues back about people attempting to re-write
history. I’ve been around the game long enough to realise that
a lot of the revisionism is unintentional and embellishment is
inevitable when stories are told and re-told.
I also know that much of it is a deliberate distortion of previous
events, mostly done by people pursuing political or personal
agendas or by others with egos to massage.
Whatever the reason it’s very rare that you actually witness the truth being distorted quite as intentionally as I did last Thursday.
I was out in the evening, it was unbelievably quiet, and despite the
Christmas lights and the horrendous traffic I was struggling to get a job. It
was all getting a bit depressing and all I could see were lines and lines of
empty cabs everywhere I went.
In desperation I thought I would have a look at the new, much fought
over rank outside Nobu in Berkley Street and try my luck there. I was
surprised how quickly it was running and even though I had just managed
to squeeze on the back as the fifth cab I was very soon second.
It was then that I saw a bloke in a ‘high vis’ vest taking pictures and
chatting to the driver on point.
As I sat there wondering what was going on, the driver behind me came up for a chat and told me that he had already done a local, but because it
was running, he had come back and that the ‘Marshal’ had said it was
going to be busy all night! Marshal? What Marshal?
It was then that I saw that the bloke in the ‘high vis’ had RMT emblazoned on his back!
Now I am totally up to speed on the history of this and the other night
club ranks that have recently been introduced and
nowhere at any time
where the RMT involved in any way shape or form, so what was the bloke in the vest doing?
Not being the shy retiring type I got out of the cab and asked him why he was there and what he was up to, but for some reason he didn’t seem to want to talk to me.
Not wanting him to be lonely (

) I parked up the cab and
donned my very yellow
LTDA coat and joined him on the pavement, but
not until after I had phoned the ranks reps at the LCDC and Unite who
together with the LTDA had secured the rank in the first place.
The new ranks are a prime example of the results that can be achieved
when the main trade groups work together, so for someone from the
RMT to turn up and try and claim the credit is more than a bit cheeky.
The evening then started to descend into something resembling a Carry On film because very soon there were more Marshals in Berkley
Street than Dodge City!
The posse comprised of me in my LTDA coat, the RMT bloke in his orange vest and the LCDC rep and Unite Marshal also suitably liveried.
Then, just when I thought we had every angle covered, another bloke
from an internet site turned up wearing his vest emblazoned with an
acronym I couldn’t even work out. (Now who was that!!

)
By now we must have been registering as a new reflective source on Google Earth!
Eventually, to complete the round up, the Old Bill turned up, also smartly
dressed in ‘high vis’! It really was a sight to see. The yellow coats and the
hire signs on the cabs were bright enough to rival the nearby Christmas
lights!
It was all quite good natured and most people saw the funny side but it
does go to show how easily history could be re-written.
The truth about the new night ranks is quite simple.
The work went quiet last year and I and many other drivers started to
create our own ranks outside various clubs and bars where touts or some
dubious car firm were making themselves busy.
Very quickly we realised that excellent work emanated from these
venues and as word spread around the trade more and more drivers
started to do the same thing.
The Ranks Committee, made up of LTDA, LCDC and Unite, responded quickly and requested official ranks at many of the clubs and bars which drivers were working. Westminster Council was keen to assist the Safer Travel at Night initiative and saw these ranks as a good way of combating the touts who are responsible for so many attacks on vulnerable women.
With the support and assistance of the PCO and the police the ranks
were approved and installed. That’s it, there’s no more to it, the RMT were
never involved other than gate crashing the opening night dressed in
a ‘high vis’ vest and armed with a camera!
Trade Topics
I’m not much of a fan of the various internet sites and chat rooms
revolving around the trade,

mainly because most of them are
dominated by a few loonies who spend hours typing messages to
other loonies and anoraks.
There are a few exceptions and one of the
most popular and amusing sites is the Nissen Hut which can be found
at
www.thenissenhut.blogspot. com.
Why not give it a visit.
The whole paper can be found by clicking on the taxi newspaper link under my posts.