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Anyway Skippy was wrong that is not my christmas wish list, this is....

Toots actual christmas list

Coco Chanel Perfume and body lotion.......aww for me :D
New mobile phone.......aww for me :D
Digital camera.......aww for me :D
Laptop or notebook.......aww for me :D
Karen Millen vouchers for a new dress.......aww for me :D
Matching shoes and bag for the new dress.......aww for me :D
Rotary watch.......aww for me :D
A pair of wellington boots....................aww for me :D

Oh yes and a hansome man daft enough to buy it all for me :D .......aww for me :D

CC


I'll let you share :roll: :lol: :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wR1VdG3BPE&feature=related

CC :wink:

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toots wrote:
Anyway Skippy was wrong that is not my christmas wish list, this is....

Toots actual christmas list

Coco Chanel Perfume and body lotion
New mobile phone
Digital camera
Laptop or notebook
Karen Millen vouchers for a new dress
Matching shoes and bag for the new dress
Rotary watch
A pair of wellington boots.............

Oh yes and a hansome man daft enough to buy it all for me :D :D



Awwwwwww...bless you Toots...all you want is a pair of shoes that match each other...Even Tiny Tim wanted more than that.


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Oh yes and a hansome man daft enough to buy it all for me :D :D

Defo the wrong forum for that. :roll:

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toots wrote:
Anyway Skippy was wrong that is not my christmas wish list, this is....

Toots actual christmas list

Coco Chanel Perfume and body lotion
New mobile phone
Digital camera
Laptop or notebook
Karen Millen vouchers for a new dress
Matching shoes and bag for the new dress
Rotary watch
A pair of wellington boots.............

Oh yes and a hansome man daft enough to buy it all for me :D :D


How handsome? You have met some of us, do any of us fit the bill? :mrgreen:

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Oh yes and a hansome man daft enough to buy it all for me :D :D

Defo the wrong forum for that. :roll:


I take it from that comment that you don't think anybody on here is daft enough (although I did mean to write 'kind' enough :oops:) to buy all that.

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How handsome? You have met some of us, do any of us fit the bill? :mrgreen:


It was very shallow of me to make handsome a requirement but we all have our flaws. Everybody I have met from here has been handsome in their own way :wink:

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Everybody I have met from here has been handsome in their own way :wink:


Have you ever thought about being a politician? :D

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Toots take your pick
From left to right

GBC, Blood , Sussex, Skippy, and CC


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The day I have an 'arse' for a stomach, will be the day I commit hari kari. [-(


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CC's one is quite a good likeness though. :wink:


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The day I have an 'arse' for a stomach, will be the day I commit hari kari. [-(


That's a camel toe :lol: :lol: :D


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The second one from the left's face looks just like one of my drivers although he is not that large.

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I was thinking something a little more like this :D

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What a toy boy :lol: :lol:
besides his brains are in his shorts :lol: :lol:


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I was thinking something a little more like this :D


Grey pubic hair on his chin...I guess that makes him a d*ck head... :?


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Grey pubic hair on his chin...I guess that makes him a d*ck head... :?


Or ermm.......naa not gonna go there.

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