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The night before Christmas,
Throughout the house,
We were all f*cked,
Even the mouse.
Dad was at the brothel,
Mum with Uncle Frank,
I’d settled down,
For a nice slow w*nk!
Outside the house,
I heard a right clatter,
I let go of my c*ck,
To see what was the matter.
Out on the lawn,
I saw a big d*ck,
I knew right away,
It was Old Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney,
Like a bat out of hell;
The big fat f*cker
I think he fell.
He filled all our stockings,
With sweets & beer,
And a huge rubber c*ck,
For my brother, the queer!!
He rose up the chimney,
With a thunderous fart,
The big fat c*nt,
Blew the house apart!
He swore & he cursed,
As he rode out of sight,
Shouting, “I’ll be back next year;
Have a hell of a night!”
AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!
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Kind regards,
Brummie Cabbie.
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