Taxi Driver Online

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.

Smoked weed -- £10
Did acid or pills -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in public -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
[edited by admin] in the pool -- £5
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

I owe £7.50.

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Grandad,

£310....And it's not what you think!!!!!!!!!!

Where's the 50p come into, me thinks you're tellin porkies



Cabbyman I do believe you deserve a medal or a large pot of halo polish

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

£2000

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Life? Don't talk to me about life!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjm2eslm6hI

Pmsl thought mine was bad

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

I got caught having a pee in the swimming pool so I only counted that as £2.50.

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Grandad,

Oh I see you stopped mid flow so it's only half a pee

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Oh Sheet if that was real I would be bankrupt

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Grandad,

What to do if you're bored on a plane and the passenger next to you is irritating:

1 - Remove your lap top from its bag

2 - Open the laptop slowly and carefully

3 - Turn on

4 - Ensure the passenger next to you is watching

5 - Turn on the Internet

6 - Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze
upwards to the skies as if in prayer

7 - Take a deep breath and open this site

www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8 - Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

Now to some people that would seem funny. But in this day and age I would bet that it would get you locked up as a terrorist regardless.

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Grandad,

I think if you do that you will get 3-5 years.

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IDFIMH