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Says Gladrags, meet me in some joint
Let's face up eye to eye
But what would really be the point
When he'd be talking to the wrong guy

Gladstone is a frightened bird
He flits from bough to bough
He's made his nest in a coward's tree
while bleating like a cow Grin

Will big brave Gladrags bring his "boy"
Along with weapons and tools
To bring me much mirth and joy
Confronted by a brace of fools Grin

"Weegies" seem to occupy Gladrags mind
An wholly inordinate fear
But don't we all really know
There aint no "weegies" near Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Gies a punna burra furra murra, brings to your eye a tear
Staunin errinyur shurt, is also quite dodgy
An arryeaffyur wurk, will all attune your ear
To the curious language of the "wwegie" Grin Grin Grin Grin

Gladrags saying "the forum's no' mine"
Has become something of a bore
Cos this is Gladders well worn line
And we've heard it all before.

He says he's no link to forum or Travis Bickle
And there hasn't been for many days.
But we all know Gladrags is in a pickle
So why should we believe what he says. Wink Grin

The panic in Gladrags breastie
The demons that lurk in his mind
The "weegies" he thinks his biggest fear
Lest the connect with Travis they find. Grin

Gladrags says meet with me
But what would I stand to learn
Selfishness, greed and stupidity it would be
From a "master" who's just a bairn. Grin

For Gladders the way forward is quite clear
If its peace of mind he does crave
Be honest, out the Bickle "old dear"
Butt out, and get back to being a slave. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Meanwhile Gladders keep up your strength
For whatever lies ahead
It's only you can say breadth and length
It's all in your very own head. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Me, I'm just happy to watch you squirm
As the trade heads out of dereliction
And seeing the pain and anguish in your "firm"
As we prevail with de-restriction.

Like other slaves to work I now must go
So please don't bubble and greet
Cos when is suits me, you never know
You and I may just meet. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


Wink

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Skull, "You are a police inspector, aren't you?"
Cab Inspector Smith, "Yes."
Skull, "So, are you going to tell Mr Taylor what his rights are?"
Smith, "And ... What rights?"

Some people have toooooooooooo much time on their hands.

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Grandad,

no sorry to say grandad he is just nuts

I know, I just couldn't help taking the pis ... tachio

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Skull, "You are a police inspector, aren't you?"
Cab Inspector Smith, "Yes."
Skull, "So, are you going to tell Mr Taylor what his rights are?"
Smith, "And ... What rights?"