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Why drinking is bad for you

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

you have been warned

A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Glasgow and flew to Barcelona on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Blackpool , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who died following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2008

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that
Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. F***ing hot down here!

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

BAD DAD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmumoBZi ... re=related

You probably don't clean your computer screen very often
and it is really hard to do the inside,
so here is my present to you.
cllick on the link below and wait for a few seconds
and the inside of your screen will be cleaned for you!

http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf

Last time I saw that, I could have sworn it was in black & white!!

He's special!!

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Kind regards,

Brummie Cabbie.

Type a message, post your news,
Disagree with other members' views;
But please, do have some decorum,
When debating on the TDO Forum.

I don't know about any one else but he has left my screen a bit streaky

I want one he's adorable

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

The dog, or the tongue?

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IDFIMH

One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor. The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." So he went out and bought a starter pistol.
Luckily, when he got home his wife was already naked in bed, ready for him, so they got in the 69 position and started in. Soon he felt the urge to ejaculate, so he fired the pistol.
The next day he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went. He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my penis, shxt in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up."

Pmsl, how rude

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Now aint that a whopper

bet shes a dyke

CC

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

How to feel good in the morning.



1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Gordon Brown"

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: Do you really want to get rid of
“Gordon Brown”?

6. Firmly Click "Yes"

7. Feel better?

GOOD.


Tomorrow we'll do Peter Mandelson, and the following day Barack Obama...

bet she's a popular one!

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related