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grandad
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wannabeeahack wrote:
maybe she needed johnnies out the bog?


It took half an hour. Maybe she used a couple on the way out. :oops: :mrgreen:

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Nigel
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wannabeeahack wrote:
maybe she needed johnnies out the bog?


It took half an hour. Maybe she used a couple on the way out. :oops: :mrgreen:


Balloons for the reception table?
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wannabeeahack wrote:
how many get wed in white now with all thier kids there to watch?...

Well clearly Mr Grandad's punter didn't get wed in all white.

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After half an hour her dad went in and dragged her out. Told me to "Drive on to the church please" Not a word was said for the rest of the trip :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

She should have stayed in the bar and done the groom a right favour. :roll: :roll:

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She should have stayed in the bar and done the groom a right favour.


Funny thing I thought that at the time :lol: :lol:

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She should have stayed in the bar and done the groom a right favour.


Funny thing I thought that at the time :lol: :lol:


Cynics, maybe she just needed a little dutch courage :wink:

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She should have stayed in the bar and done the groom a right favour.

Funny thing I thought that at the time :lol: :lol:

Cynics, maybe she just needed a little dutch courage :wink:

The wedding was in England not Holland.

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Brummie Cabbie wrote:
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She should have stayed in the bar and done the groom a right favour.

Funny thing I thought that at the time :lol: :lol:

Cynics, maybe she just needed a little dutch courage :wink:

The wedding was in England not Holland.


Now you're just being silly :roll: :lol:

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she didnt get in the Bentley did she?....it was sent away

id love a bentley

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But after the top of the range car failed to show, instead of a chauffeur driven limousine decked with ribbons with a bottle of champagne on ice, she spent the wedding day journey crammed in the back of a less than glamorous Vauxhall Vectra.


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wannabeeahack wrote:
she didnt get in the Bentley did she?....it was sent away

id love a bentley

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But after the top of the range car failed to show, instead of a chauffeur driven limousine decked with ribbons with a bottle of champagne on ice, she spent the wedding day journey crammed in the back of a less than glamorous Vauxhall Vectra.

The family had no idea if a car would be waiting to take Alison to the reception at Woldingham Golf Club.

When they came out there was blue Bentley waiting, with ribbons but no champagne.

The Bentley picked her up AFTER the ceremony to take her to the reception.

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a bit of grease up her rear?


ive always found that beneficial in making things fit easy....
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