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Free Willy - Moby Dick?




ive a porn film on DVD called Moby Dick....

and "Shaving Ryans Privates", and "Charlies Anals" :roll:


Whatever floats your boat :lol:

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That brings it back to boats - it's supposed to be about the Captains' "less than superb" AKA "Sod breaks up".

You know how he hates it when threads go off topic. :wink:

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How come when I phone my motor insurance company to report a new claim, I press button one and get put through to a solicitors in Newcastle?

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How come when I phone my motor insurance company to report a new claim, I press button one and get put through to a solicitors in Newcastle?

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thats for when "tha boot comes in" bonny lad, haway the lads, etc
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report a new claim
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This re the bus?




Or is there yet more in the saga?

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Chris the Fish wrote:
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report a new claim
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This re the bus?




Or is there yet more in the saga?


I'm not old enough for saga.....whats it like by the way? :D

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How come when I phone my motor insurance company to report a new claim, I press button one and get put through to a solicitors in Newcastle?

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I suggest either:

1. Your insurers have gone bust and the Solicitor has been appointed as receiver.

2. Your insurers have got so used to you they redirect your calls automatically.


Finally, I presume you are "medallion man" on Club 18 - 30 holidays.

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CC - have you got it all fixed?

Not like you to keep quiet about the Sod Breaks up!

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CC - have you got it all fixed?

Not like you to keep quiet about the Sod Breaks up!


no, its got a headlight out now ffs.

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I suggest you:

1. Work busy times so the sound of traffic covers the gearbox whine.

2. Only work in daylight - the headlights won't be needed.

3. Work in cold, wet weather - you have every excuse to leave your window:

a. Up.

b. In situ.

4. When busses are not on the road - for safety.

Any other problem with which I can assist?

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Chris the Fish wrote:
I suggest you:

1. Work busy times so the sound of traffic covers the gearbox whine.

2. Only work in daylight - the headlights won't be needed.

3. Work in cold, wet weather - you have every excuse to leave your window:

a. Up.

b. In situ.

4. When busses are not on the road - for safety.

Any other problem with which I can assist?


none whatsoever, except for the impending war with north korea, but I think i have a solution;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNIVpMXHqlk

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I suggest you get a new headlight it's less life changing :wink:

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I suggest you get a new headlight it's less life changing :wink:


But not as entertaining.

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captain cab wrote:
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I suggest you get a new headlight it's less life changing :wink:


But not as entertaining.

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Well if you'd suggested you wanted entertainment as well I may have come up with something to fulfil that need, but, you didn't so a light bulb is what I recommend.

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Anyone tried changing a lamp in the nearside of a TX4?


Now that really is entertaining.


And the entertainment goes on for ages.


Glad I'm too tall for a TX.


Relieved I'm too good looking for a Sod Breaks Up.

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