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Does the pope play for Everton??

This thread is offal.

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Skull, "You are a police inspector, aren't you?"
Cab Inspector Smith, "Yes."
Skull, "So, are you going to tell Mr Taylor what his rights are?"
Smith, "And ... What rights?"

I "HURL" after eating haggis, not as a rule before.

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related

You've done it before last year and I never got to bottom of then

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Toots look at the pictures in my link they are real

Im suprised the RSPCH didnt get involved in this

and its the end of the Haggis mating season too

Haggis is like the taxi trade in edinburgh.

An unpalatable skin controlling an offal substance.

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Skull, "You are a police inspector, aren't you?"
Cab Inspector Smith, "Yes."
Skull, "So, are you going to tell Mr Taylor what his rights are?"
Smith, "And ... What rights?"

Wiki said they're not

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

What's the difference between a haggis and taxi licensing?

A haggis is merely offal.

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Skull, "You are a police inspector, aren't you?"
Cab Inspector Smith, "Yes."
Skull, "So, are you going to tell Mr Taylor what his rights are?"
Smith, "And ... What rights?"

What's the difference between a haggis and a licensing convener?

A haggis has heart.

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Skull, "You are a police inspector, aren't you?"
Cab Inspector Smith, "Yes."
Skull, "So, are you going to tell Mr Taylor what his rights are?"
Smith, "And ... What rights?"

What's the difference between a haggis and a Regulatory Committee member councillor?

There's more chance that the haggis cares.

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Skull, "You are a police inspector, aren't you?"
Cab Inspector Smith, "Yes."
Skull, "So, are you going to tell Mr Taylor what his rights are?"
Smith, "And ... What rights?"

What's the difference between a haggis and a councillor?

The haggis has a purpose.

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Skull, "You are a police inspector, aren't you?"
Cab Inspector Smith, "Yes."
Skull, "So, are you going to tell Mr Taylor what his rights are?"
Smith, "And ... What rights?"

If you want proof of the puddin ask yourself why the Great Robert Burns wrote the poem "Adress too the Haggis", Easy, Robert burns was not a great fisherman but a great Haggis hunter he was, the poem "Adress to a Haggis", Was to the Haggis that got away!!!

The Haggis is Hunted, yes between Hogmany and Burns night but only on a Sunday. Haggis hunters dress in full Scottish dress, Kilt, Sporran and most importantly the Scian Dhu (spelt wrongly) The scian dhu is the wee knife that goes in by the side of the sock.

On the Sunday Morning all the haggis hunters gather at the bottom of the hill and spread across, before ascending upwards they reach in to their Sporrans and have a wee toast to the Haggis Hunters o the past, The hunt starts with the Cry "TOO A HAGGIS ya wee bickerin beastie",

Upon catchin a Haggis the Haggis Hunter will cry out loudly "there's one", some will cry "there's another one", this goes on until the clock strikes 3pm, it's then that the Haggis are counted and the top Haggis hunter o the day is awarded the tail o the largest Haggis caught that day, when the Haggis hunting season is over the Haggis hunter with the biggest tail wins the title of the Haggis hunter o the year award.

I once told this story to a Norwegian lady in my Taxi who worked for the Norwegian tourist board, after finishing the strory she said, "YA WE HAV SIMILAR ANIMALS IN NORWAY", "THEY ARE CALLED JASBARS"!!!

I quite happily left it at that as the potential for exchange trips is good for tourism

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Alway's been about Tightening the Grip!

What's the difference between a haggis and Private Reggie?

The haggis has more brains

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Skull, "You are a police inspector, aren't you?"
Cab Inspector Smith, "Yes."
Skull, "So, are you going to tell Mr Taylor what his rights are?"
Smith, "And ... What rights?"

Thanks for the compliment!!!

They do say that eating Haggis is good for your virality but if your also saying that a Haggis has more brains then given the fact that many intellegent men eat Haggis i do see where your coming from

What's that poem Jim? With the words "Wee Bickerin beastie", C'mon YOU love to Bicker, i think that poem sums you up perfectly nudge nudge

If someone would like to post that poem, it would be welcome

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Alway's been about Tightening the Grip!