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So it's down the road, that's not a holiday is it :roll:

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So it's down the road, that's not a holiday is it :roll:


Of course it is.

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So it's down the road, that's not a holiday is it :roll:


Of course it is.

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How so. A holiday involves a rest away from the norm and not going home for at least a few days. You normally play golf around there anyway, what you gonna do, pitch a tent on the golf course ffs :?

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From what I understand, he has more chance to pitch a tent, than to pitch a golf ball where he wants it to go on a golf course.

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Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.

They include:


Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face?

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations --- Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba--- Denture Queen

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

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What has 99 legs and four teeth?







































Front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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Initiative or comedy? :?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-sout ... s-12008195

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Initiative or comedy? :?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-sout ... s-12008195

After a few drinks the local "young adults" will probably queue up for go at this!
Bungy jumping without the bungy. :lol:

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Chris the Fish wrote:
Sussex wrote:
Initiative or comedy? :?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-sout ... s-12008195

After a few drinks the local "young adults" will probably queue up for go at this!
Bungy jumping without the bungy. :lol:


yeah but have you been to Swansea?.....
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honestly, some people take offence at anything... i met a man with no legs at the bus stop and all i did was ask how are you getting on!

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I was at an ATM yesterday behind a little old lady, she asked me to check her balance



so i pushed her over
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worth a read through

http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html

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Good boys and girls get what they want for christmas. Bad boys and girls get what they want all year round. Merry Christmas and I hope it's a good one :wink: xx

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