Taxi Driver Online

"If this column was an ice cream, it would probably have a flake, and hundreds of thousands, but it wouldn't have monkey blood, because putting monkey blood on an ice cream is a sign that you're possesed by the devil"

"I usually keep my thoughts to myself"

"Casa de Casey by my own admission did have some (lanterns), until they stoppoed working and they were disposed of as being sh*te"

I don't generally do shopping unless the lager, Magners, Guiness and Lambert & Butler are running catastrophically low"

"It's a little known fact that Jack (of beanstalk fame) was actually sent to the shops for washing up liquid."

"I've never been to Bristol .... I can only imagine it's run by a bunch of jumped up wannabe Stalinists"

"Who chose the colour? Ray Charles?"

"I have a better suggestion. Why don't all Bristol's PH drivers wear cowbells at work, that way the public will be able to identify them."

I'm sorry if this article is provocative (I'm not really), but these things get me peed off."

"It's a council using a taxi fleet for its own ends, he pretence is the protection of the public, and the truth is that a few councillors will be nursing semis knowing they have this typ of power".

"21 drivers, all of whom own their vehicles will now not earn any money for an entire month."

"Yeah, they peed off a few bus drivers (some of whom possibly had a pre-dilection for their own genital group)."

"some shopkeepers get upset about the things shopkeepers get upset about, like a lack of decent pornography to read in between customers or selling cigarettes and booze to those below the legal age."

"Whilt a numer of Ahfields drivers are members of the NTA, a great many more are not, until Asfield's trade develops unity and strength, the LA will continue to urinate all over them."

If arseholes could fly the Scottish section would be an airport.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Believe me, don't get Mercury X2

aye and you'd be a frequent flyer with a million air-miles

We can take it your vasectomy ruptured then

Now tell us all that your inane brain thinks the above drivel is quality journalism

You could afford that with the amount you've bagged from selling plates.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Believe me, don't get Mercury X2

And the problem with "selling" plates according to the rules is what, precisely?

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Caledonian Cabbie

I doubt if CC would claim to be journalist of the year but what he writes is entertaining & interesting. Fun,even! Informative at times!

Compared to the boring repetitive lies and trash jasbar writes it is classical!

His words may be tongue in cheek, a lot better than skull's & jasbar's which are more cock in arse!

But you would say this wouldn't you. Because the truth is an inconvenient truth for you.

When de-restriction comes, and it will, and it is no longer your soile mantra, then perhaps you will open up your mind to what is really needed to restore the trade.

One licence, one set of quality controls, a level playing field, and an end to servility and slavery where everyone gets an even deal.

This will put an end to dictation of the trade by scumbag companies who interfere in our lives yet squeal like stuck pigs when we take an interest in their affairs.

Why would I say that? Your reasoning as usual is flawed. Good job the rest of us are normal!

Smell the coffee jasbar instead of skull's arse and when you wake up you might be able to join the real human race of rational thinkers and rid yourself of these delusions.