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 Post subject: free travel
PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:39 am 
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when do i get a bus pass?


im 60 four years from today................. :sad:

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 Post subject: Re: free travel
PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:56 am 
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wannabeeahack wrote:
when do i get a bus pass?


im 60 four years from today................. :sad:


Are you 56 years old today? If so, happy birthday. Forget about the bus pass because by the time that you qualify, there will be no such thing.

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i think there will be passes, just no buses....


ill shop online, walk to the pub and wont have to worry about the cost of diesel

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wannabeeahack wrote:
i think there will be passes, just no buses....


ill shop online, walk to the pub and wont have to worry about the cost of diesel


And take Viagra to stop you [edited by admin] on your slippers :lol: :lol:


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skippy41 wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
i think there will be passes, just no buses....


ill shop online, walk to the pub and wont have to worry about the cost of diesel


And take Viagra to stop you [edited by admin] on your slippers :lol: :lol:


Wannabee and I can get that for free as well. :mrgreen:

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dont need any help in that department grandad


8)

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 Post subject: Re: free travel
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wannabeeahack wrote:
when do i get a bus pass?


im 60 four years from today................. :sad:


I think they are raising the qualifying age to 66 sometime soon to blend in with the latest retirement ages....that applys to Men, Women, Transvestites and anyone on a Transgender journey as compared to a Straight bus journey.


Man thats weird...I typed the word T R A N S V E S T I T E and the word HAIRY miracously took its place on the Post!!!! Spooky you guys try it??? :shock:


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tranny
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Ford Transit - T.ranny

tranny = tranny

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wannabeeahack wrote:
bald
chick with a dick
hairy


Yeah..but i typed transvest*ite not hairy...


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so did i

t.ranny comes out as "bald"
Trans.vestite comes out as "hairy"

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wannabeeahack wrote:
dont need any help in that department grandad


8)


Me neither at the moment but you never know when you might. It's just good to know that if the need arises (no pun intended) they will be free. :mrgreen:

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wannabeeahack wrote:
dont need any help in that department grandad


8)


Me neither at the moment but you never know when you might. It's just good to know that if the need arises (no pun intended) they will be free. :mrgreen:


i once knew a guy who flew to gibralta annually to deposit £6K in cash with a company who then posted the "V" tabs as and when needed

now you can get em from corner shops

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tranny transvestite.......

Dear god..theres been a Cock up in TDO....or an LGBT Virus..Uhh OHH!!

Maybe they Hid the Edit button as well...hmmmmmmmmm!!


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cock
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