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You can't please some people. I booked a table for 8.00pm on Valentines day and the wife went up the wall!
She tells me that she hates snooker!

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Grandad,

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......."

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Believe me, don't get Mercury X2

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Brummie Cabbie.

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A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine,
"I just need one copy."

Lesson: Never, Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3Jc ... re=related

What a voice!!

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Brummie Cabbie.

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It's that good I'm going to post it again!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3Jc ... re=related

What a f***ing voice she has; God's gift or what!!!

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Brummie Cabbie.

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So all in all, at the end of the day, when all is said and done - when the fat lady sings....

....you quite like it BC.

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related

She has a special voice, not unlike Shakira!!

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Brummie Cabbie.

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This is a good article about her;

http://www.nme.com/blog/index.php?blog= ... more=1&c=1

Watch the video!!

What a f***ing voice!!! What a f***ing voice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I do love that song but I love this one too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCHzicKq3W4

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

59,881,523 hits on this one;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk

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Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.



EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed ?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal ?

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

Statistics show 1 in 20 of us live next door to a peadophile

.... not me though, I live next door to two stunning 12 year olds

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IDFIMH

Paddy buys a bath,takes it back next day complaining water keeps running out. Manager says,did you buy a plug? Paddy says you never said it was electric

Mick walks into paddy’s barn and catches him dancing naked and playing with himself in front of a tractor. Mick says” Fecking hell paddy, what ya doing “Paddy says “well me and Mary haven’t been getting on in the bedroom lately, and the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attractor.”